Comments on: I Am Afraid That Everything Around Me Is Bombarding Me With Radioactive Fallout

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:59:08 +0000

Jimi - Close. Why? Is Six Flags Magic Mountain, radioactive? Or are we giving a shout-out to 24?

By: jimi

jimi — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:58:08 +0000

How close are you to Valencia?

By: H.F. Peterman

H.F. Peterman — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:52:22 +0000

You also could add those orange marshmallow-like candy circus peanuts to your list. Those just gotta be bad for you.

Glad to see you watching out for us. Your like a sick/twisted combo of Consumer Reports and Ralph Nader.

By: jacquie

jacquie — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:14:15 +0000

Normally your arguments are rock solid but I think I may have found a small error in your final argument… I have a very difficult time believing that there is a general store in any 10 mile radius of you in LA, where, well, the magic happens.

Also, I don’t want to alarm you, but when scientists have biopsied brain tumors, they have found large traces of a chemical that can also be found in everyday shampoo. I can’t remember the name of the chemical but it’s pretty much in every shampoo out there. It’s a proven fact that shampoo can and does cause brain tumors, Pauly D!

So, I guess you would have to add, stop washing hair to that cancer-free lifestyle.

Have a great weekend!

By: Manic Mom

Manic Mom — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:40:04 +0000

OH HOW FUNNY! Not the post but because of this:

I just found 2000 bloggers and decided to click on any guys picture who was cute, not that I’m looking or anything, just something to do, then I realized we had corresponded in the past!

Small blog world, or fate? hee hee just kidding!
Manic Mom

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:07:52 +0000

Janet - Laptops and fertility doctors are totally in cahoots. And they’re making millions because of it. In fact, Apple CEO Steve Jobs is related to a fertility doctor. Coincidence? I think not.

Susan - It’s called a staff. See Lord of the Rings.

By: Susan

Susan — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:03:08 +0000

Can someone please invent a tool to push the buttons from outside Three Meter Island? I worry about the amount of radiation from when I push the microwave button til I sprint three meters.

By: Janet

Janet — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:38:57 +0000

I think of laptops as modern America’s much-needed population control. I mean:

1) Web addiction has prevented many Harry met Sally ordeals.
2) Sex can now be done cyber.
3)Now apparently, Laptops are radioactive, sperm-killing machines.