Neil Armstrong, Cell Phone User
January 18th, 2007
Call begin.
“Armstrong here. Yes, I copy. Verifying position… About ten meters just outside of Panera Bread. Roger, checking. Oooo…K. Got it. Soup of the day can now be confirmed as split pea. Roger that, it looks beautiful from here. Confirming presence of turkey pot pie. Getting a closer look. Small little foot movement. Confirmed. I’m standing directly in the shadow of it. Looks like it’s a little difficult to dig through the crust, but doable. T-Minus five minutes, twelve seconds until hunger pains. Keeping my eyes open for you. Armstrong, out.
Call end.



So that’s the guy who keeps holding up the line. Space cases, yeesh.
Comment by James Cooper — January 18, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
“T-Minus five minutes, twelve seconds until hunger pains.”
Comment by Steven Campbell — January 18, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Damn, I need more breadsticks.
Comment by monkeyinabox — January 18, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Glad it’s doable…:)
Comment by christie — January 19, 2007 @ 8:45 am
One small step for the hungry, one huge leap for Panera.
Comment by cdub — January 19, 2007 @ 8:57 am