Merry Christmas & A Happy New Fear
December 25th, 2006
WFME would like to wish all its readers a Merry Christmas and instead of a Happy New Year we’d instead like to wish you all a Happy New Fear (i.e. we hope you find another thing to be afraid of (like us) in the coming 2007 calendar year.)
Last year we had many new fears. This year, we’re having a premonition that our new fear could be related to broccoli.
NEW fear??
Broccoli has been terrifying people for decades!
Comment by Dave2 — December 25, 2006 @ 3:22 pm
Newly discovered fear: Knocking down giant display of wine or liquor bottles with my hip or purse. Noisy, wet and embarrassing!
Comment by "Merry" Susan — December 25, 2006 @ 6:56 pm
i hope broccoli will not be the next fear. chicken with broccoli is one of my major food groups, and a MUST for me (and many other jews) on christmas.
Comment by danielle — December 25, 2006 @ 8:11 pm
Danielle - You mean, chicken and movies. Not chicken and broccoli. Right?
Comment by Pauly D — December 25, 2006 @ 8:21 pm
There’s only two things worse then Broccoli:
Melancholi and E.coli
There’s little to fear in knocking over the wine display. The store is insured and the Winery will produce more. All in all, it’s good for the economy.
And Bravery is just being the only one who knows you’re afraid.
Comment by Daniel Hendleman — December 25, 2006 @ 8:46 pm
Daniel, you are profound on a regular basis.
Comment by susan — December 26, 2006 @ 1:36 pm
Thanks Susan, your comments have always appealed to me as coming from a thoughtful and nice peson.
Comment by Daniel Hendleman — December 26, 2006 @ 6:47 pm