Amazing Deals Today at WFME!
November 24th, 2006
If you listen to the news or talk to the “tastemakers” you know that today is the biggest shopping day of the entire year.
People were up while you were still sleeping, waiting in lines just so they could get their little hands on $2.99 DVDs, cheap flat panel televisions, and a myriad of other “overstock items” that have been prettied up by the word SALE. But still, if Best Buy can sell all their remainder DVDs by offering up great prices that drive the masses to their locations, then why isolate the fun to consumer related products? Why not include the blogs as well!?
That’s why TODAY ONLY there’s amazing deals here at WFME.
Lucky Charms (Box of 4): $0.89
Lamisil (For Toe Fungus): $4.00
Uno Card Game: $6.07
Me: $122.76
One Stick of Butter: $0.42
Cup of Coffee: $0.24
Styrofoam Packing Peanuts (Pack of 3): $1.25
Cell Phone, Autographed by John Tesh: $12
There’s lots of other deals if you work for them, as most of America is doing as you read this post. In fact, our hunter/gatherer reflexes from days gone by are not gone at all — they’re alive and well in the shopping gauntlet they call “the day after Thanksgiving.”
May you retrieve your holy grail of a deal today without harming anyone substantially, and may you partake in today’s WFME deals with the fervor that which you ate your turkey yesterday.
Here at WFME, we’d expect nothing less.
I would like to introduce a bill mandating sterilization for all those that wake up early to shop on Black Friday. It’s important that these people are not allowed to reproduce.
By the way, how much for you?
Comment by brooke — November 24, 2006 @ 1:47 pm
Brooke - Up until Noon today, I was for sale at $122.76. Now that it’s after Noon, it’s $1,227.60.
Comment by Pauly D — November 24, 2006 @ 2:06 pm
Even though it is 23 cents more, you should charge 122.99 for yourself - big marketing rule, make everything end in .99 - give the APPEARANCE of great value.
Comment by susan — November 24, 2006 @ 2:25 pm
You have no idea how sad it is to me to find out that I won’t actually be getting 3 boxes of lucky charms, a cup of coffee and a stick of butter qall for under $2.00. I SOOO wanted that box to come. I didn’t partake in the Black Friday spendathon, as a matter of fact I used it for my own good and had a garage sale for those that jut didn’t spend enough at the store. As a matter of fact I think we should sell coffee(for a bit more than 24 cents) and donuts in front of the Best Buy and Wal-Mart next year.
Still, nothing could compare to me getting a box of my special WFME deals. It’s not nice to tease a bargainaholic Pauly.
Comment by rantingmama — November 24, 2006 @ 4:50 pm