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	<title>Comments on: The Squirrels Have Declared War Against Me</title>
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		<title>By: Kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 23:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you're so gonna get it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you&#8217;re so gonna get it</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DGM - Thanks for the advice.  I didn't touch them and this morning there were only four of them.  I figure, at this rate, they'll be gone by tomorrow along with my fear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DGM - Thanks for the advice.  I didn&#8217;t touch them and this morning there were only four of them.  I figure, at this rate, they&#8217;ll be gone by tomorrow along with my fear.</p>
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		<title>By: susan</title>
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		<dc:creator>susan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you supposed to do with the acorns? Well Duh, Make a martini with them and the lime juice. A Squirrelltini. The only thing that would make this post better would've been a graphic of a squirrel wearing an army helmet and a "War on Pauly" expression on his face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you supposed to do with the acorns? Well Duh, Make a martini with them and the lime juice. A Squirrelltini. The only thing that would make this post better would&#8217;ve been a graphic of a squirrel wearing an army helmet and a &#8220;War on Pauly&#8221; expression on his face.</p>
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		<title>By: dgm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>obviously this is an insincere attempt to make a deal: "here are my precious acorns, kind sir. might i trade them for another dip in the tapioca bowl? and would you allow me to bring a few guests?" 

be aware that these may be decoys. squirrels cannot be trusted. they're too ... squirrelly (or squirrely, depending on where you live.) make the wrong move and the squirrels win. don't touch the acorns, pauly. 

walk. away. from. the. acorns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>obviously this is an insincere attempt to make a deal: &#8220;here are my precious acorns, kind sir. might i trade them for another dip in the tapioca bowl? and would you allow me to bring a few guests?&#8221; </p>
<p>be aware that these may be decoys. squirrels cannot be trusted. they&#8217;re too &#8230; squirrelly (or squirrely, depending on where you live.) make the wrong move and the squirrels win. don&#8217;t touch the acorns, pauly. </p>
<p>walk. away. from. the. acorns.</p>
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		<title>By: Hilary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hilary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the squirrels are asking for you to dip the acorns in chocolate, that is why they are lined up beside the fridge.

Or something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the squirrels are asking for you to dip the acorns in chocolate, that is why they are lined up beside the fridge.</p>
<p>Or something.</p>
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		<title>By: Merel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Merel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe they are trying to be your friend. They've read your previous post and seen that the obvious way to go is to buy your affection! You are the 'cool kid' to them, and all they want is to belong....
I think you should take the acorns and either eat them or not, depending about how you feel being the squirrels' cool kid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe they are trying to be your friend. They&#8217;ve read your previous post and seen that the obvious way to go is to buy your affection! You are the &#8216;cool kid&#8217; to them, and all they want is to belong&#8230;.<br />
I think you should take the acorns and either eat them or not, depending about how you feel being the squirrels&#8217; cool kid.</p>
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