And Now I’d Like To Take A Moment To Answer A Handful Of Questions Currently Being Submitted Through The Website For My Book ‘The Lost Blogs’

My few month old hilarious new book The Lost Blogs (which includes blogs from history’s most famous folk had the Internet been around in their times) also has a companion website. That companion website has a section that includes an e-mail address available for questions from the public. I felt it was about time to post some of the answers to some of the most common questions:

  • No, Abraham Lincoln has yet to appear on the hit ABC show, Lost.
  • No, I didn’t see last night’s episode nor can I provide you with the answer to the question, “How is there a polar bear on a tropical island?”
  • Yes, I am friends with Lost creator J.J. Abrams in my dreams, and yes we have gone on a three day ski-retreat creative brainstorming session weekend together IN those dreams.
  • Yes, I’m sure the people at are annoyed at me and talk about me in their digital meetings on a weekly basis since I own,, and
  • Yes, Joan of Arc and the actress who plays Kate on the TV show DO sort of have a similar brand of “female gusto” that helps them get through trying times.
  • No, the World Organization of Manuscript Preservation’s site is not a part of Lost‘s elaborate on-line puzzle game connected to the Dharma Initiative.
  • No, when I told you that the W.O.M.P. wasn’t a part of the Dharma Initiative, that wasn’t a clever way of trying to confuse you in determining the solution to the secret on-line Dharma Initiative game connected to the Hanso Foundation.
  • Yes, someone paid me to write The Lost Blogs and no, they didn’t pay me in coconuts.
  • No, this page does not include a picture of a primitive version of the computer from the show Lost that people fawned over for episodes, typing in a collection of numbers to save the world from being destroyed.
  • No, I don’t know how many ladies in waiting Marie Antionette had, where Jim Morrison is currently living, and what Moses’ favorite sports drink happens to be.

8 comments on “And Now I’d Like To Take A Moment To Answer A Handful Of Questions Currently Being Submitted Through The Website For My Book ‘The Lost Blogs’

  1. jacquie - October 19, 2006 at 8:09 am -

    Now you know how must feel.

  2. jacquie - October 19, 2006 at 8:10 am -

    Alos, I fear it’s only a matter of time before J.J. Abrams challenges you to a duel.

    (I hit ‘submit’ too soon again.)

  3. James Cooper - October 19, 2006 at 9:18 am -

    So, uh, can I have a walk-on role in one of your dream episodes of Lost? I have a few ideas for scenarios of particular appeal, you see.

  4. treespotter - October 19, 2006 at 10:31 am -

    i know that Jim Morrison is currently very dead and stored in a box in Paris.

  5. dgm - October 19, 2006 at 11:03 am -

    how come abe lincoln and marie antoinetee are not shown as team riders?

    do they still get free boards?

  6. c(h)ristine - October 19, 2006 at 1:16 pm -

    I do not have anything clever to say like all your other regular commenters–but thought I would just drop in and say this made me laugh. haha.

  7. Pauly D - October 19, 2006 at 2:19 pm -

    C(h) – Saying nothing is clever enough for you, ‘tine.

  8. Kathleen - October 22, 2006 at 12:30 pm -

    that’s AWEsome.

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