Comments on: If I Had Gills http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills The Official Blog of Paul Davidson, Just Happy To Be Here Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:59:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Jacquie http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-86320 Jacquie Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:07:48 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-86320 Don't tell anyone but I'm a mermaid. Really, tis true! If you had gills, you could visit me in my underwater kingdom where we sea creatures would never think of putting mayo on roast beef and we love coffee. But we don't drink it. We use it to fuel our underwater Mer-cars. The only problems here in Merland is that we get loads of annoying sales calls and could really benefit from your expertise. You could be KING of MER-Land! But you don't have gills, so this dream will sadly never become a reality.(sigh) Don’t tell anyone but I’m a mermaid. Really, tis true! If you had gills, you could visit me in my underwater kingdom where we sea creatures would never think of putting mayo on roast beef and we love coffee. But we don’t drink it. We use it to fuel our underwater Mer-cars. The only problems here in Merland is that we get loads of annoying sales calls and could really benefit from your expertise. You could be KING of MER-Land! But you don’t have gills, so this dream will sadly never become a reality.(sigh)

]]> By: littlepurplecow http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-86071 littlepurplecow Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:40:44 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-86071 Of course, you'd have to complete in the pro apple bobber bracket. You'd be tough to beat. I wonder if the gills would be grounds for disqualification? Of course, you’d have to complete in the pro apple bobber bracket. You’d be tough to beat. I wonder if the gills would be grounds for disqualification?

]]> By: The Centaur http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85960 The Centaur Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:39:25 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85960 Having gills would be nice, but it would also be a huge pain in the ass. You'd constantly be asked to clean things off the bottom of the pool, or look for lost keys or jewelry that people have dropped in lakes. And think of all the children that get trapped in wells. Who do you think would get called to save them? It would be an existence as a lifeguard constantly on duty. No thanks. Having gills would be nice, but it would also be a huge pain in the ass. You’d constantly be asked to clean things off the bottom of the pool, or look for lost keys or jewelry that people have dropped in lakes. And think of all the children that get trapped in wells. Who do you think would get called to save them? It would be an existence as a lifeguard constantly on duty. No thanks.

]]> By: c(h)ristine http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85802 c(h)ristine Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:24:16 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85802 this is a wonderful "what if" post. this is a wonderful “what if” post.

]]> By: Daniel http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85785 Daniel Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:35:07 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85785 Well........ seeing as you don't have gills- or even just one single gill- all the more reason you should probably come up for air every now and again. on the other hand.... water dude DID have webbed hands. So I ask you as a token form of gracious indulgence: What then- if if if -if you did too? You already surf the web with time on your hands. but what if there came a time when you could surf but with the web on your hands? Well……..

seeing as you don’t have gills- or even just one single gill- all the more reason you should probably come up for air every now and again.

on the other hand…. water dude DID have webbed hands.

So I ask you as a token form of gracious indulgence:

What then- if if if -if you did too?

You already surf the web with time on your hands.

but what if there came a time when you could surf but with the web on your hands?

]]> By: Pauly D http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85772 Pauly D Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:07:35 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85772 Sandra - You're so worthy of gills in my book. Sandra - You’re so worthy of gills in my book.

]]> By: sandra http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85743 sandra Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:02:47 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85743 I think I'd kind of enjoy standing under the shower and not having to think about water getting in my...non-gill holes. I could just breathe away, while rinsing the shampoo off. Does that boring scene make me unworthy of gills? I think it might. I think I’d kind of enjoy standing under the shower and not having to think about water getting in my…non-gill holes. I could just breathe away, while rinsing the shampoo off.

Does that boring scene make me unworthy of gills? I think it might.

]]> By: susan http://pauldavidson.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pauldavidson.net%2F2006%2F10%2F15%2Fif-i-had-gills%2F&seed_title=If+I+Had+Gills#comment-85693 susan Sun, 15 Oct 2006 18:26:00 +0000 http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/10/15/if-i-had-gills/#comment-85693 This post really opened my eyes, truly gilluminating. You obviously worked hard on it, so gillustrious. Oh my, this is getting so gilly. This post really opened my eyes, truly gilluminating. You obviously worked hard on it, so gillustrious. Oh my, this is getting so gilly.

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