Comments on: A List Of My Most Recent Amazing World Records That Guinness Book Should Be Aware Of

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:33:44 +0000

Susan - Steak arm, of course.

By: susan

susan — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:23:09 +0000

Regarding item #2: Are your sausage “fingers” at the end of your steak “arm” or your tuba “arm”?

By: cinekat

cinekat — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:00:46 +0000

I wondered about your definition of too much toilet aper - until I realized I really didn’t want to know.

By: better safe than sorry

better safe than sorry — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:54:15 +0000

any woman that has been pregnant will totally blow your #1 tally.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:25:50 +0000

There are no secrets - only common fears……

Unless you Killed somebody and ate ‘em or something.

I spelled “Killed” with the upper case K, because it is a Capital crime

By: James Cooper

James Cooper — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:20:36 +0000

I hate dreaming about going to the bathroom. I secretly live in fear that one day my sleep paralysis will wear off just when I’m dreaming of relieving myself. Or chasing a squirrel up a tree. Hmm, it’s no longer a secret now is it?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:18:56 +0000

Keith - Sorry, I meant to write “plasti-cut”.

By: Keith

Keith — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:15:11 +0000

If it’s generated by plastic, how can it still be described as a papercut? “Plastic papercut” is like saying you drive a wooden metal car.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:12:28 +0000

Sizzle - You meant to say, “it sure does take me a lot of time to set a Guinness Book World Record.”

Right?

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:02:12 +0000

I dunno what to say to this one

some things will have to speak for themselves