Comments on: If I Was Your Sister’s Best Friend’s Brother’s Cousin’s Cell-Mate’s Overly-Enthusiastic And Partially Egotistical Tennis Instructor

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:24:42 +0000

Well, if you were…

You could just tell us all about it then….when you can speak from some experience.

I don’t know how much recycled “if” you got left all up in that Vagabond bag o blogs

but when it’s empty you might have the answer to all those ifs

in one flash

but IF not

remember the fate of Andy Kaufman.

By: shawna

shawna — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:26:30 +0000

If I was a reader to a reader’s cousin’s mom’s aunt who’s blind, I still could not stop the throbbing in my head this post caused. Way to dance Pauly!

By: susan

susan — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:56:21 +0000

Yah, but I love their covers of “Don’t Fence Me In” and of course Lionel Richie’s “Lady”.

By: Merel

Merel — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:54:29 +0000

Brilliant post, just brilliant.
Although I am wondering about this sister… Last I heard, I only had two brothers. Have you secretly been spying on my family, finding out more than even we ourselves know about our lives?
Scary.

By: susan

susan — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:54:18 +0000

Okay, since the LockUps are a combination of bands from the 80’s, wouldn’t it be logical to presume they were “away” for at least 20 years thereby freezing their musical tastes/talents? Folks in for decades have done something sorta BAD. I hear.

By: jerry

jerry — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:46:55 +0000

Isn’t this the back story to MatchPoint? Wouldn’t you eventually end up murdering your Fiance’s brother’s ex-girlfriend carrying your unborn child as well as murdering her elderly neighbor? Are you trying to say here that Murder is acceptable if it is the result of networking your way through my sister, her best friend, the brother and a cousin as well as a convict into a wealthy and prominent family?

I like your thinking.