Ten Mistyped English Subtitles I’d Like To See In American Films Translated For International Audiences

From Star Wars IV: A New Hope
“Luke, trust the horse.”

From The Breakfast Club
“If Andrew gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be fish guts!”

From Top Gun
“I feel the need for fast velocity movement happy go now!”

From The Godfather
“I’ll make him an offer he can’t garbage.”

From Citizen Kane
“Unopened flower of a rose! Unopened flower of a rose!”

From Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
“Something strange is twelve inches nearby the oval consonant!”

From Fight Club
“First rule of Fight Club — you don’t talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club — trickling water invigorates the senses!”

From The Sixth Sense
“I meet to the people who die, faster faster!”

From The Graduate
“Mrs. Robinson, I’m afraid of sudoku!”

From The Lord of the Rings
“The phone’s ring will rule us all… Who’s calling, please?”

12 comments on “Ten Mistyped English Subtitles I’d Like To See In American Films Translated For International Audiences

  1. Pierce - September 11, 2006 at 9:07 am -

    From Scarface
    “When are you touching your fortune mohawk?”

  2. Pauly D - September 11, 2006 at 10:00 am -

    I only wish I knew that quote, Pierce.

  3. Pierce - September 11, 2006 at 10:58 am -

    I really wish I’d typed Taxi Driver like I’d meant to. Can you change it so I don’t look like so much of an idiot?

  4. Jerry - September 11, 2006 at 11:27 am -

    I suspect subtitles for an Arnold movie would be redundant? “Komm vit me iff du vant to leive!”

  5. susan - September 11, 2006 at 11:59 am -

    From “Dude, Where’s My Car?”:
    “Friendly Fellow, please to find my vehicle, faster, faster”

  6. susan - September 11, 2006 at 12:21 pm -

    From “Words For My Enjoyment”:

    “Speak long time to self, more more, faster, faster, fun fun!!”

  7. JM - September 11, 2006 at 2:38 pm -

    “Something strange is twelve inches nearby the oval consonant!”

    Ahahahaha–

    I’m going to pretend that one was for me.

  8. Nicole - September 11, 2006 at 2:41 pm -

    From A Christmas Story:
    “You’ll shit your eye out.”

    Now that, I’d like to see. Well, maybe not like to see, but it would be quite something.

  9. cinekat - September 13, 2006 at 6:09 am -

    Are you gazing upon me? Are you gazing upon me?

  10. rebecca - September 13, 2006 at 9:16 am -

    “Luke, trust the horse.”

    – this and the Fight Club/water one had me laughing out loud…

  11. Donna Piranha - September 13, 2006 at 6:50 pm -
  12. Lena - September 14, 2006 at 8:54 pm -

    I swear that is so close to some of the spam I get. Some make no freakin’ sense.

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