The WFME Report
September 10th, 2006
PAPER: Actor Freddie Prinze Jr. Fights Local Coffee Shop Patrons
Officials Announce Ice Cream Sundae…Dead!
Standing Ovations Banned In Multiplexes
DEVELOPING…Pirate Psychologists…The New Solution to Psychology’s Woes?
People No Longer Washing Hands, Officials Say
Los Angeles Man Performs Surgery On Himself
You know what I love? I love when you sit down to watch your favourite TV show and it turned out to be a nostalgic look back on previous episodes that you’ve already seen before, with no new material or jokes at all. Doesn’t everyone love those shows?
Comment by Pierce — September 10, 2006 @ 11:34 am
Eh, it’s Sunday… even Pauly deserves a break from time to time.
Comment by Dave2 — September 10, 2006 @ 11:43 am
Yes, but there’s also hidden messages in today’s post that if decoded correctly will lead you to a buried box of my own personal trinkets!
But thanks for defending me from the wolves, Dave.
Comment by Pauly D — September 10, 2006 @ 11:47 am
You may be reading an acidity in my sarcasm that wasn’t intended, but it’s cool; that’s what the Internet was designed for.
Comment by Pierce — September 10, 2006 @ 11:50 am
The Lord smiles upon you Pauly D. Rest my friend.
Comment by Kathleen — September 10, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
My boss hates me and Matt Drudge?
Comment by Peter — September 10, 2006 @ 3:15 pm
Hi Paul, I must be leaving the gracious yet claustrophobic confinds of your illustrious think-tank, in search of greater adventure. But before I do, I want to get your insight on a few ideas.
Read carefully. There is a hidden message waiting inside for those with the eyes to see it
You’ve probably heard the expression, “brevity is the soul of wit”.
I was wondering what is your take on that. Is it true?
Do you see the hidden message? And if so, why are you able to see it?
It says, “Go pick on somebody who is smaller than yourself”.
Goodbye
Comment by Daniel — September 10, 2006 @ 10:02 pm
Daniel - So sad to see you leave in search of greater adventure. When you come back from your journey, please fill us in on what pearls of wisdom you’ve deposited around the Blogosphere!
Comment by Pauly D — September 11, 2006 @ 8:34 am
That guy was way meaner than me.
In the interests of brevity, Paul, you might have said “left” instead of “deposited”. You obviously need a few pointers.
Comment by Pierce — September 11, 2006 @ 8:49 am
Greater adventure? No such thing.
Comment by Lacy — September 11, 2006 @ 8:59 pm