Comments on: I’d Like To Take The Opportunity To Criticize Your Choice To Rob A Bank While Invisible

By: James Cooper

James Cooper — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:57:41 +0000

Ack! My list of things to do while invisible! How’d you get a hold of it?!?! Oh, wait, you must’ve snuck in and grabbed it while you were invisible. Damn you Pauly, damn yoouuuuuu!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 15:48:49 +0000

you are so right.

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:52:53 +0000

I’d be stalking Kristen Bell and waiting for her to change clothes in her dressing room. I guess it wouldn’t really be stalking because I’d be invisible and so nobody would really know I was stalking her. Except maybe you. D’oh!

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:17:11 +0000

I’d steal some random guy’s mascot echidna.

By: susan

susan — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:57:32 +0000

Pauly, how right you as usual. I have, I mean, I would sneak into a random guy’s house and put foreign lime juice in his fridge and stick around for a while for fun!

By: purpletwinkie

purpletwinkie — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:28:54 +0000

Rob a bank?! Bah! That’s no fun.

I would invade a grocery store. When Sally was distracted while reaching for that item on the top shelf, I would move her shopping cart to the next isle over. Now, THAT’s fun when you are invisible.

And Brooke, you would be naked. If you wore clothes, you’d be visible. Duh.

By: Brooke

Brooke — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:38:38 +0000

Rob a bank? Screw that! It would be so much more fun to pick people’s pockets while invisible.

I would also run around naked all the time. That would be so awesome.

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 14:06:59 +0000

1a) Go backstage at a supermodel fashion show.
1b) Sneak into Elizabeth Hurley’s bedroom.
1c) Visit Halle Berry’s trailer at her latest movie shoot.
1d) Be a guest in Angelina Jolie’s shower.
1e) See the changing room at the Miss Universe Pageant.
1f) Invade the Playboy mansion.
1g) Hang out at the Playboy mansion.
1h) Live at the Playboy mansion.

Uhhhh… yeah… I don’t think I’d make it past step 1, so no worries about me robbing a bank.

By: Rhea

Rhea — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:23:36 +0000

But if you thought that you would revert one day to being visible again, you WOULD need money. By the way, I’ve always wanted to be able to snag food that people in restaurants leave behind. Not stuff they chewed on, just good leftovers.