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Rejected Alternate Taglines From The ‘What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas’ Tourism Ad Campaign

August 26th, 2006

“It May Have Happened, But We Don’t Know What You’re Talking About.”

“We’ll Plead The Fifth!”

“You Know What They Say About The Past…And Not Wanting To Repeat It If You Remeber It Or Something? Yeah. So Let’s Just Forget About What Happened.”

“We’ve Never Seen You Before In Our Entire Life. We Swear.”

“Oh Hey, Look Over Here. Do You See This Shiny Locket? Yeah, Just Keep Concentrating On That.”

“I Think We Just Threw Up In Your Mouth. Las Vegas!”

“Hey, We Got You Some Jewelry.”

“You Know What? Forget It. If You Can’t Trust Us, We Don’t Even Want To Look At You.”

“Potato, Potahto.”

“It’s Not About What You Did While You Were There… It’s About Who You Did.”

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oh my god.

i can’t imagine why most of those weren’t perfectly acceptable for television viewers. especially the throwing up in your mouth one.

ick.

Comment by Sarcomical — August 26, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
All of these are great. The one about throwing up? Glorious.

Comment by Will — August 26, 2006 @ 6:23 pm
Vegas, Land of The Lost Underwear.

Comment by Brooke — August 27, 2006 @ 6:17 am
What Happens in Bambi, Stays in Bambi

Comment by Jeff — August 27, 2006 @ 7:33 am
Someone stole my credit card. I don’t know anything about those charges. We should cancel that thing…like right now, or maybe when the statement gets here.

Comment by Kathleen — August 28, 2006 @ 2:30 pm