Top Ten New Career Choices As Inspired By Misspelled Spam E-Mail Subject Lines

August 20th, 2006

  1. Oven Builder
  2. Love Enhancer
  3. Well Avoider
  4. Super Vagrant
  5. Invalid Character
  6. Low Interest Date
  7. Parachute Lightener
  8. University De-Greener
  9. Plot & Aeronautical Expert
  10. Liliputian Growth Enhancer

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      Will THIS comment appear this time?

      Comment by Amy — August 20, 2006 @ 10:22 am

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      Many of us already work as Invalid Characters but it’s tough to make a living at it.

      Comment by Rhea — August 20, 2006 @ 11:36 am

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      Rhea - I believe there’s financial support for full time invalid characters.

      Comment by Pauly D — August 20, 2006 @ 12:24 pm

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      Don’t most of those fit you and your readers already?

      Comment by Chase — August 20, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

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      What exactly does a de-greener do? And would a university like… say… Notre Dame purposely not employ them?

      Comment by Bre — August 20, 2006 @ 1:36 pm

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      I’m voting for Mr. Growth Enhancer. I can only imagine the sweet Pauly D twist you put on it, to make it your own. :)

      Comment by thoughtsgalore — August 20, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

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      “All love enhancers on one portal!”

      Comment by JM — August 20, 2006 @ 10:03 pm

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      …um…i think i might be a low interest date…they always yawn :-(

      Comment by j — August 21, 2006 @ 2:22 am

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      #4 - People who hang around Super Wal-Mart

      Comment by Jeff — August 21, 2006 @ 7:19 am

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