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Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:30:32 +0000

[...] Then I decided, you know what? Susan technically asked me TWO questions and since I’m really good at avoiding most questions I don’t want to answer I would instead focus on the question, “Whose life is more exciting than yours?” But quickly, as I focused on the question, the list of people whose lives were more exciting than mine just grew and grew and grew. Names like Vice President Cheyney and Carrot Top filled my head and the depression and despair grew and grew like a festering growth on ones’ toe that could only be destroyed by WFME’s beloved Lamisil. So instead, I decided to tweak Susan’s question and tell you exactly whose life is less exciting than mine. [...]

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[...] Lamisil (For Toe Fungus): $4.00 [...]

By: Monica Ricci

Monica Ricci — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:38:34 +0000

Oh GOD it’s not just me then. That disgusting little toe fungus guy is bad enough on his own, but when he lifts the toenail up?!? Anyone unlucky enough to be in the room screams and turns away from the screen in horror. It’s so vile. Add that to that gross slimy looking walking, talking phlegm-monster Mr. Mucus, and you have the perfect diet plan. Ugh.
~Monica

By: cutiepie

cutiepie — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 14:23:13 +0000

Speaking of spooky commercials w/ little men in them….. What’s the deal with that Burger King commercial with the meat stackers and the replica of the dude from Fantasy Island??
Now that one kept me up a few nights……….

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:33:54 +0000

That’s what I like about you Pauly – you’re a servant of the people’s wishes. Thanks for making my dream of a post about thick yellow disgusting toenails come true!

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 15:21:14 +0000

that toenail monster is so creepy and when he opens that toenail to hop inside, i have to hide my eyes! personally, i like the new geico commercials with little richard, charro, and burt b. and the sexy old men talking about ED (“i got the diabetes and my wang wont get hard!”)

By: Sarcomical

Sarcomical — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 14:56:56 +0000

that commercial makes me angry. i hate that that little creep. and i hate that toenail-lifting; it makes me hurt.

whatever happened to a harmless middle-aged guy woefully telling the tale of bodily malfunctions and then prescribing an antidote, a la the 70′s and 80′s?

By: better safe than sorry

better safe than sorry — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:16:21 +0000

you completely lost me as soon as you mentioned licorice, mmmmmmmmm.

By: Pierce

Pierce — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:52:35 +0000

We have this advertisement over here! For once I don’t feel confused and irrelevant.

By: Julia Farley

Julia Farley — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:44:48 +0000

Oh. Monostat would have a field day with this sort of animation job…and I mean of the most interesting field variety. Those toe dooodes squick me out in some very pre-regurgative ways. And I don’t even *have* toe fungus. I am so very not a foot person (‘ceptin the pudgy clean baby types. Thems I love to kiss) and the very mention of thick yellow nails……well…you can only imagine.

I mean, couldn’t they just use Condi Rice as a spokesperson:

“You know what? Flying all over the world to facilitate peace is HELL on my dogs! But, on Air Force One, I make sure that I get served a full tube of Lamasil with my Mojitos at lunch time. It’s how a real working girl gets through the day!”

Go Condi, itz yer birtday, go Condi, itz yer birtday.

I bet, if she threw in a Mucinex, a Zoloft and say…a Pamprin, that world peace thing would be a slam dunk. Fo Shizzle!