Comments on: Today’s Imaginary Conversation With The Rolled Up Pashmina Currently Pretending To Be Tom Cruise’s Baby Suri

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:52:15 +0000

TG - The pashmina, curiously, was black.

thoughtsgalore — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:40:28 +0000

hmmmm ok so tell us, was the pashmina looking more like Katie or L Ron. lol

Bre — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 23:44:42 +0000

I knew the pregnancy bump was a sham!

Julia Farley — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:12:21 +0000

Funny, I thought a long while back (say, back in the Minnie Driver days) it was well known that Tom shot blanks.

I guess, in reality, he was shooting lint balls.

Heh.

Pashmina, my ass. That is %100 virgin acrylic, if you ask me. You *were* asking me, right?

‘Tis a sham, I say. Erm, or is that a Shawl?

Potato Potah-to, whateva.

susan — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:50:35 +0000

That’s funny, for 9 months I thought Katie was gestating but she was actually knitting! Thanks for clarifying.

wendi — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:34:40 +0000

eww…burlap is soooo out…you know…all the inexplicable rashes

Pauly D — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:04:15 +0000

Centaur - She’s more of a burlap.

The Centaur — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:35:43 +0000

Paul,
since you’ve actually laid eyes on Suri, does she bear a closer resemblance to Tom’s suit or Katie’s cocktail dress?