No, this isn’t a post about Lost.
Instead, today’s post will serve to announce that my still-new book The Lost Blogs has done so well out there in the real world that it looks as if we’ll be moving into the land of “Second Printing.” Which is a good thing. Which makes me happy. Which makes me want to give away free First Edition signed copies of the book.
So today, for your enjoyment, that’s just what we’re going to do. But with a twist.
But instead of sending you off on a scavenger hunt throughout the Blogosphere and instead of asking you to be the first person to be lightning-quick e-mailer amaze-a-tron, I will instead ask you to read the following paragraph:
Pay attention here’s the thick of the plot, I pulled up to the orner at the end of my block and that’s where I saw tis beautiful girly-girl walking, I picked up my car phone to perpetrte like I was talking. You shoul have seen this girl’s bodily dimesions, I honkd my horn just to get her attention she said ‘Was that for me?’ I sad ‘Yeah’ she said ‘Why’ I said ‘C’mon and take a ride with a hell of a guy.
Did you read it? Did you notice there were letters missing? Well, if you take those missing letters and rearrange them into a word, then plug that word into the handy-dandy search bar at the top of this blog — only one post will show up in the search results.
Submit the title of that post via the WFME contact form and the first five people to do so will receive a signed first-edition copy of the book from yours truly. But here’s where it gets even more interesting. If you’ve already won a copy of The Lost Blogs (in which case you can’t win another copy of it to keep things fair) — you can win a signed-copy of my first book Consumer Joe: Harassing Corporate America, One Letter At A Time.
God, it’s like Christmas up in here, isn’t it?
Good luck. God speed. Get going.
As for the solution. I’ll let you all discuss. And major props to the people who kept searching “HI DANCE” and “ICE HAND.” How I wish there was a post related to either of them.