This Blog Is Better Than Your Psychologist
July 9th, 2006
Look us in the eyes and you’ll know we’re telling the truth.
It seems that lately, posts that once were new and at the top of this page, have continued to live a long and healthy life in a place called “the archives” as more and more netizens search for the subjects that haunt their daily lives. Yet, ironic and heart-warming all at the same time is the fact that this blog is better than your own psychologist in helping you work through your issues.
Finally, WFME makes a contribution to society’s ills.
What started way back in November of 2005 has now grown into a full-fledged support network for people who worry that their hands are too small for their bodies. Between people measuring their hands and comparing those measurements with other friends, family and significant others, go ahead and visit the post if you’re feeling like palming a basketball is something you just wish you could do, or if your girlfriend crushing your hand in a passionate embrace is less than appealing.
Then again, your hands may be perfectly fine but your head may be huge. If so, you may want to swing by the “my head is huge and I’ve measured it” support network area, where you and one hundred of your not-so-closet web friends can lament about hats not fitting and looking funny in pictures. Know this, big-headed folk: here at WFME you are not alone.
Nor are you alone if your second toe is longer than your big toe. In fact, the support network and psychological discussion going on over in the “big second toe” room has grown larger with each passing moment. Discussions of greek mythology, the true historical reasons and explanations for having a bigger second toe, and measurements (once again) fill the comments section putting us here at WFME in a position where we just have no words to apply to the scenario at hand.
Of course, with all the people obsessed with their body parts — we would be doing readers a disservice if we didn’t mention the post where Abercrombie & Fitch models discuss why they love being so good looking… And where the good looking folks attack the not-so-good looking folks. Proving, of course, that even in cyberspace there is a caste system fully in effect.
And if you missed this week’s big Celebrity post that has re-emerged after a seven-month hiatus, be sure to check out my run-in with Mr. T (of The A-Team fame) in: Mr. T Likes The Double-Shot Espresso.
My Mom has her second toe longer than her first, so some of my siblings do, too. I, fortunately, have perfect feet. They are the model by which all feet were made!
Comment by Anne — July 9, 2006 @ 12:33 pm
I suffer none of the above… but I must ask you: Where do you get your pictures? Whose child is that?
Comment by Janet — July 9, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
Janet - Those are my hands, circa 2004. Like I said, they’re a tad smaller than what they should be.
Comment by Pauly D — July 9, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
So is it true about the small hands myth?
Comment by cassie — July 9, 2006 @ 4:02 pm
Cassie - That small hands mean you have the ability to multiply one five-digit number times another five-digit number in your head, without the needing a pencil or pen or calculator? Yes. Yes it’s true.
Comment by Pauly D — July 9, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
Solution to BigHead Problem: Hang around with fellow big heads and even marry one and give birth to some (OUCH) - then your perspective will change. People with small heads will seem to be the freaks that THEY are.
Comment by susan — July 9, 2006 @ 4:12 pm
This reminds me of the joke my sister and I used to play on our baby sister. We used to tell her that if her hand was bigger than her head, she was (hmmmm trying to think of the pc thing to say…) mentally challenged. Then inevitably, she would put her hand up to her face and we would push her hand. Yea, we got in trouble, but I’d do it again.
Comment by Jane — July 9, 2006 @ 5:46 pm
my hands are too big. I feel discriminated against.
Comment by jakwee — July 9, 2006 @ 9:49 pm
Actually, Mr. T has a pretty big head himself.
Comment by Neil — July 10, 2006 @ 2:03 am
Small hands with big heads always do more.
Comment by mattg — January 6, 2007 @ 12:51 am
Small hands with big head always do more.
Comment by mattg — January 6, 2007 @ 12:52 am
My head is big but ppl still say my face is cute. Is this really possible to be kinda short, have a big head and still be cute? Its kinda affecting my self confidence as I hate being mocked at.
Comment by Alfred — January 9, 2007 @ 1:33 pm