Comments on: Words For Your Enjoyment: White Lies

By: susan

susan — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:42:13 +0000

“Yes, it’s true, I am the Six Flags dancing guy.”
“Honey, you’re much cuter than the blog guy” (at least from what I can tell by the 1 inch picture at the top of the page)
“I was the chess champion of my high school, we went to States and came in second.”

By: jacquie

jacquie — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 19:39:37 +0000

I would be lying if I said I didn’t.

When I read that it was your millionth post, I knew something was awry.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:31:58 +0000

Sam - To be honest (muhahaha), when one white lie has to be covered up by another white lie (like the time I told a white lie about being a superhero, then having to actually find a costume for the superhero I invented called “Long Division Man”) I call it a “faster-than-light white lie.” From there it becomes a supernova bright lie. Then eventually I just collapse from the guilt.

You asked.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:22:49 +0000

Excellent post. What do you do when you get caught telling a white lie? Do you tell another to cover it up eventually progressing to forest green lies? Do you confess?

Oh Pauly D. You sure do get my brain working.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:08:35 +0000

Monkey - That was the most intelligent comment you’ve left!

Kevin - I don’t have hands, Kevin. I dictate my words through a voice-recognition software program. Sadly, I lost my hands in a tragic “Butterfinger retrieval situation” involving an old college dorm room vending machine.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 15:56:07 +0000

Remind me never to shake your hands.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 15:42:06 +0000

I totally loved this entry and every single one you have ever written.