Comments on: I Am Afraid of Lime Juice That Isn’t Mine

By: Words For My Enjoyment » Blog Archive » The Squirrels Have Declared War Against Me

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:02:04 +0000

[...] Well this past weekend I realized the squirrels have declared war against me. Some people think I read into life’s signs more than others. For example, the time I found lime juice in my fridge that wasn’t mine, set me off on a crusade to determine just who was trying to screw with my mind. There was the time I found an old Indian penny on my desk — just sitting there for no reason whatsoever (reason: ghosts). There was the time half a cookie was discovered under the bathroom sink when no one had ever (half) eaten cookies in there (reason: local bakers intent on forcing me to only eat freshly baked goods from their establishments after souring me and making me paranoid about eating cookies in my own home). There were other instances that shook me to the core — but none as disturbing as what I found yesterday. [...]

By: squirrel

squirrel — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:32:29 +0000

i did it.

By: Words For My Enjoyment » Blog Archive » Reason #43 Why I Will Be A Millionaire

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:01:04 +0000

[...] Simply logon to Single Juice and answer one simple question. What’s your favorite juice? Is it orange? Tomato? Kiwi? Guava? Orange-Pineapple? Orange-Pineapple-Banana? Pomegranate? Lime? Celery? Coconut? Or even apple-cranberry? [...]

By: cassie

cassie — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 14:21:36 +0000

No, I am pretty sure it was Star Jones.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:57:56 +0000

Kristy McNichol did it, Pauly.

By: hadashi

hadashi — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 23:37:24 +0000

i think the lime juice was left by whoever left that half-eaten smushed croissant at your doorstep….now THAT was creepy.

By: JM

JM — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 21:24:27 +0000

The lime juice haunts my dreams.

By: susan

susan — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:45:49 +0000

Carefully timed and orchestrated round-trip flight Massachusetts to California: $589.42.
Bottle of bi-lingually labled lime juice: $2.99.
Mentally destabilizing Paul’s internal cranial organs: Priceless.

By: Merel

Merel — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:11:19 +0000

Hmm, well, maybe. I’d prefer it over someone creeping into my house while I was gone.
I mean, I can deal with squirrels and trees, but people? In my house? While I am gone? Scary.

By: jacquie

jacquie — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 18:35:56 +0000

Does your “sitter” read your blog? Does she know about your podcasts?

That conversation would have made a great podcast.

Anyway, If I knew you personally, I would love a chance to mess with your head they way you do with others via false consumer inquiries and sales calls.

Maybe it was Joe Johnson. Or the computer voice lady from the airlines? Maybe it was the CEO of Circle K?

When you think about it, it could have been anyone Pauly.