Comments on: Midget On My Doorstep

By: Words For My Enjoyment » Blog Archive » Words For Your Enjoyment: One Dollar

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:52:10 +0000

[...] I’d let a midget, live in my car, in return for his knowledge, of driving far. [...]

By: Words For My Enjoyment » Blog Archive » Words For Your Enjoyment: Best of Both Words

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 14:44:30 +0000

[...] Just like it’s tough to put together a clip show it’s tough to put together a Best Of post here at WFME. But fortunately, with the help of my newly-hired intern/midget, I was able to whittle down the last half-year of entries and present you with a great bit of reading for Friday. [...]

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:01:37 +0000

Belinda - Alter ego? P-shaw. I stand strong alongside my desire for a door midget.

By: Belinda

Belinda — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:02:49 +0000

Huge liability issues. Also? It’s posts like this for which you need an alter-ego posting to WFME.

By: Syd

Syd — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:01:48 +0000

After this blog Pauly, you may have many midgets at your door and not all of them will be looking for a job.

By: dgm

dgm — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:15:59 +0000

i think that, historically, midgets were used for this very purpose. but then came the industrial revolution and the ability to mass produce “no soliciting” signs, and the midgets were rendered obsolete. if you can revive their use on doorsteps, more power to you.

By: Anne

Anne — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:14:01 +0000

My brothers would classify me in the “dwarf” category. Actually, I’m not as short as they think I am. I’ve seen people shorter. (I’m 5′1″.)

Sounds like a good idea to keep door-to-door salesmen away! We don’t have that problem here…we live out in the country. Besides, we have a dog that bites. *evil laugh*

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:04:30 +0000

Dave - I think clowns are much more violent and scary in the real world than midgets. Unless you’re compairing violent/scary clowns with midgets that have oily hands. There’s nothing scarier than a midget with oily hands.

Thanks for the advice, by the way. I’ll keep you up to date.

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:00:22 +0000

I once wrote a blog entry where I mentioned that I hate clowns and wanted to find one so I could set his pants on fire (because that’s the only way I will ever find a clown to be “funny”).

I received hundreds… hundreds… of emails from clowns and clown-lovers who had been referred to my entry by some kind of “clown mailing list” - all of them infuriated that I would condone setting a clown on fire. I then wrote an apology entry for wanting to set a clown on fire, because that was wrong… and then instead suggested clowns should be beaten with baseball bats.

I thought this was a funny way to diffuse the situation. I was very, very wrong.

So when I read this entry, I am very scared for you. It’s only a matter of time before this gets out, and there is a price put on your head. You want a midget on your doorstep? I think not… if you open the door to find a midget on your doorstep, you had better run, because they’re probably there to do some serious damage!

By: Karl

Karl — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 17:54:07 +0000

Oooh, have them dress up as a garden gnome and just stand there, no box needed. How freaky would that be if a garden gnome just comes to life and starts coming after you with dagger-like teeth? Pretty freaky, I say.