Comments on: Five Faulty Excuses For Not Opening The Car Door For A Lady

By: claudzki

claudzki — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:46:23 +0000

haha…loved this one! a must-read for all bloggers

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:08:43 +0000

When a guy opens a car door for a guy, it’s almost like Brokeback Mountain. There’s inner turmoil, there’s confusion, there’s that urge to say, “I don’t know how to quit you!”. So, if you are going to going to play it safe, and stay true to yourself, you might as well exclude the ladies as well.

By: nic

nic — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:42:00 +0000

Rabbit – I don’t mean to laugh at you, but … hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

By: junaid

junaid — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:58:58 +0000

thanks for these excuses. i will use #2.
this is always a problem for me. sometimes i end up just standing there thinking about whether i should or should not open the door for her. and that’s a really bad start to the date. it’s ruined many a promising evening, this chivalry thing…

By: Brent

Brent — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:27:23 +0000

#9 I thought this was one of those futuristic cars where the doors open by themselves. Apparently i was wrong but this does make a strong case for continued study into teleportation.

By: C(h)ristine

C(h)ristine — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:33:16 +0000

great post. i love my hubby for being the guy who opens the car door, though! what a southern gentleman!

By: purpletwinkie

purpletwinkie — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:34:01 +0000

I’ve wondered where all my quarters disappear to! I’ll keep an eye on the valets from now on. Thanks Pauly!

By: meme

meme — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:09:00 +0000

“capture the flag”
is that what they’re calling it nowadays?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:48:30 +0000

Sandra – That’s awesome. I’d totally open your door for you.

By: sandra

sandra — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:47:14 +0000

Pauly D, I adore — with passion — your amazingly perfect, well-sculpted, insanely gorgeous arms.

(how’s that?)