Comments on: I Could Be Your Safecracker-Upper

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:46:30 +0000

I don’t think you should be letting anyone know that you awoke in the middle of the night to find someone laughing…at you? And if so, why?

By: Bre

Bre — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:16 +0000

Man, and I thought I had it rough describing my job to people… you prospective career just blew that out of the water.

By: dgm

dgm — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:32:29 +0000

i’m no criminal law expert, but i think that would make you an accomplice to burglary. you guys would be laughing all the way to the tank.

By: purpletwinkie

purpletwinkie — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:12:28 +0000

So, are you telling us is that Seth Green’s character in the movie THE ITALIAN JOB, was loosely based on you?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:41:21 +0000

Janet – Oh, and I meant to respond. No safecracker would bring me along unless they were looking for some humor in their jobs. Although if I did get really annoying during the actual job and they wanted to throw me into the safe after stealing the loot, well, I’d have to try and make light of the situation to diffuse the stress. As for 50% of the loot, no thanks. I just take a flat fee commission.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:40:01 +0000

Janet – Yes, but in misspelling it you’ve created a way better word: Suposse. Or Su-Posse, which is like Sudoku, but Su-Posse, which means a group of people who are enigmatic and puzzling.

Good work!

By: Janet

Janet — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:36:08 +0000

damn. I spelled suppose wrong.

By: Janet

Janet — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:34:53 +0000

And I suposse that you would want fifty percent of the booty?

Then again, the pilferer you are trying to entertain may not appreciate your sense of humor, and after opening the safe, may replace the jewels with you. He then would begin laughing manically-silently-all the way out of Mr. Body’s mansion.

Sounds like a dangerous job.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:11:53 +0000

Rabbit – I told them I wanted to do everything, and be everyone. You know, at least that way, it left things open.

Well, that and a writer.

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:10:54 +0000

I’m sorry, I HAVE to ask.

Pauly D, when you were a child and your teachers asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up . . . what did you tell them?