Jessica Simpson’s Got An Easy Alarm Code

On the heels of revealing the identity of Mr. Six, the anonymous tips keep on coming to Words For My Enjoyment.

This week, anonymous sources connected to alarm company ADT confirm that when Jessica Simpson was asked to provide a hard-to-guess, enigmatic secret alarm code for her palatial Malibu-adjacent newlywed estate (the one she moved into with “just married” hubbie Nick Lachey)…she picked something that no one would have ever imagined: the code word Austin.

A city in Texas, nearby to where she grew up. The exact place in which “Newlyweds” Simpson & Lachey got married on October 26th, 2002. A word that, if re-arranged, spells ‘U Saint’.

Well, I guess it’s better than her last name.

15 comments on “Jessica Simpson’s Got An Easy Alarm Code

  1. meme - February 26, 2006 at 7:00 pm -

    my alarm code is pauldavidson…is that too obvious?

  2. Pauly D - February 26, 2006 at 7:04 pm -

    Meme – Uh, give me about 48 hours to think on that one (and fly to New York and your home) and I’ll let you know.

  3. Dave2 - February 26, 2006 at 7:37 pm -

    What a coincidence! My alarm code is ALSO “Austin”!!

    I’m changing it to “1234” because you can’t go wrong with good old “1234”.

  4. annabel lee - February 26, 2006 at 7:58 pm -

    1 2 3 4 5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure…And change the combination on my luggage!

  5. Dave2 - February 26, 2006 at 8:21 pm -

    And may the schwartz be with you!

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  7. Sarcomical - February 26, 2006 at 10:29 pm -

    i don’t have an alarm code, that means i can’t play. 🙁

    but you know, i’m rather surprised she didn’t make it “nick+jessica4ever”

  8. Kevin - February 27, 2006 at 7:35 am -

    Damn! Dave and Annabel Lee beat me to it! Guess it was too obvious a comment.

  9. Rabbit - February 27, 2006 at 3:52 pm -

    Come on, give the girl a break. I mean, think about it.

    1.) It had to be something she could remember.

    2.) It had to be something she could spell.

  10. Fat Free Milk - February 27, 2006 at 5:31 pm -


  11. kristine - February 28, 2006 at 5:53 am -

    as if Mr. Six’s posse wasn’t enough, now you’ll have Mr. Simpson himself on your ass.

  12. groovebunny - February 28, 2006 at 6:56 am -

    Lol whenever I hear alarm code I think of Space Balls.

  13. Carly - February 28, 2006 at 10:48 am -

    And here I woulda thought it was “anal.”

  14. tomd - February 28, 2006 at 11:21 am -

    I thought it would be “Moron5″…oops I meant “Moroon5”

  15. PL - June 23, 2006 at 2:34 pm -


    I cant stop laughing now. That was priceless! I think I`ll bookmark this site, its too amusing.

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