Jessica Simpson’s Got An Easy Alarm Code

February 26th, 2006

On the heels of revealing the identity of Mr. Six, the anonymous tips keep on coming to Words For My Enjoyment.

This week, anonymous sources connected to alarm company ADT confirm that when Jessica Simpson was asked to provide a hard-to-guess, enigmatic secret alarm code for her palatial Malibu-adjacent newlywed estate (the one she moved into with “just married” hubbie Nick Lachey)…she picked something that no one would have ever imagined: the code word Austin.

A city in Texas, nearby to where she grew up. The exact place in which “Newlyweds” Simpson & Lachey got married on October 26th, 2002. A word that, if re-arranged, spells ‘U Saint’.

Well, I guess it’s better than her last name.

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    my alarm code is pauldavidson…is that too obvious?

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    Meme - Uh, give me about 48 hours to think on that one (and fly to New York and your home) and I’ll let you know.

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    What a coincidence! My alarm code is ALSO “Austin”!!

    I’m changing it to “1234″ because you can’t go wrong with good old “1234″.

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    1 2 3 4 5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure…And change the combination on my luggage!

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    And may the schwartz be with you!

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    i don’t have an alarm code, that means i can’t play. :(

    but you know, i’m rather surprised she didn’t make it “nick+jessica4ever”

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    Damn! Dave and Annabel Lee beat me to it! Guess it was too obvious a comment.

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    Come on, give the girl a break. I mean, think about it.

    1.) It had to be something she could remember.

    2.) It had to be something she could spell.

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    My alarm code is: JESSICA SIMPSON IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE EVER.

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    as if Mr. Six’s posse wasn’t enough, now you’ll have Mr. Simpson himself on your ass.

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    Lol whenever I hear alarm code I think of Space Balls.

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    And here I woulda thought it was “anal.”

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    I thought it would be “Moron5″…oops I meant “Moroon5″

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    LMAO@Rabbit

    I cant stop laughing now. That was priceless! I think I`ll bookmark this site, its too amusing.

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