Jessica Simpson’s Got An Easy Alarm Code
February 26th, 2006
On the heels of revealing the identity of Mr. Six, the anonymous tips keep on coming to Words For My Enjoyment.
This week, anonymous sources connected to alarm company ADT confirm that when Jessica Simpson was asked to provide a hard-to-guess, enigmatic secret alarm code for her palatial Malibu-adjacent newlywed estate (the one she moved into with “just married” hubbie Nick Lachey)…she picked something that no one would have ever imagined: the code word Austin.
A city in Texas, nearby to where she grew up. The exact place in which “Newlyweds” Simpson & Lachey got married on October 26th, 2002. A word that, if re-arranged, spells ‘U Saint’.
Well, I guess it’s better than her last name.
my alarm code is pauldavidson…is that too obvious?
Comment by meme — February 26, 2006 @ 7:00 pm
Meme - Uh, give me about 48 hours to think on that one (and fly to New York and your home) and I’ll let you know.
Comment by Pauly D — February 26, 2006 @ 7:04 pm
What a coincidence! My alarm code is ALSO “Austin”!!
I’m changing it to “1234″ because you can’t go wrong with good old “1234″.
Comment by Dave2 — February 26, 2006 @ 7:37 pm
1 2 3 4 5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure…And change the combination on my luggage!
Comment by annabel lee — February 26, 2006 @ 7:58 pm
And may the schwartz be with you!
Comment by Dave2 — February 26, 2006 @ 8:21 pm
i don’t have an alarm code, that means i can’t play.
but you know, i’m rather surprised she didn’t make it “nick+jessica4ever”
Comment by Sarcomical — February 26, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
Damn! Dave and Annabel Lee beat me to it! Guess it was too obvious a comment.
Comment by Kevin — February 27, 2006 @ 7:35 am
Come on, give the girl a break. I mean, think about it.
1.) It had to be something she could remember.
2.) It had to be something she could spell.
Comment by Rabbit — February 27, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
My alarm code is: JESSICA SIMPSON IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE EVER.
Comment by Fat Free Milk — February 27, 2006 @ 5:31 pm
as if Mr. Six’s posse wasn’t enough, now you’ll have Mr. Simpson himself on your ass.
Comment by kristine — February 28, 2006 @ 5:53 am
Lol whenever I hear alarm code I think of Space Balls.
Comment by groovebunny — February 28, 2006 @ 6:56 am
And here I woulda thought it was “anal.”
Comment by Carly — February 28, 2006 @ 10:48 am
I thought it would be “Moron5″…oops I meant “Moroon5″
Comment by tomd — February 28, 2006 @ 11:21 am
LMAO@Rabbit
I cant stop laughing now. That was priceless! I think I`ll bookmark this site, its too amusing.
Comment by PL — June 23, 2006 @ 2:34 pm