Comments on: If I Lost My Left Foot In A Tragic Skiing Accident That Involved A Bear, Two Explosive Devices And A Leaf Blower

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:26:07 +0000

Robin – If I was MacGuyver, I could get out of it. Jack Bauer, though? He’s such a wuss.

By: Bre

Bre — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 00:29:28 +0000

I had to read that twice to understand all the facts… and now that I … do (?) , it’s perfectly clear to me why this is your ideal scenario! Who could possibly question a scenario like that?

By: robin

robin — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:53:52 +0000

If you were Jack Bauer, this scenario would not end in death. I’m just saying..

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:31:54 +0000

Rube, you are such a cynic! Skiing is perfectly safe! Just ask Sonny Bono!

By: Jorgeq

Jorgeq — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:35:37 +0000

With much hesitation, I went along with my girlfriend to see Final Destination 3 and if I were to choose something to walk away with from the movie, it would certainly be not wanting to know how my finals days will be spent.

Just knowing would ruin anybodys day for the rest of their lives.

By: Thoughtsgalore

Thoughtsgalore — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:51:03 +0000

Dream baby dream…

Imagine..I haven’t even thought of my accidental death. LOL. You’re waaaay ahead of me on that one.
xoxo

By: Daniel Nicolas

Daniel Nicolas — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:23:40 +0000

okay, this might sound gross so don’t read anymore.

the best elaborite accident would be to superglue one of your hands to your head, tie one end of a rope to your foot and the other end to a telephone pole next to a bridge. then do the same thing with a shorter length of piano wire. then someone would be accidentally walking by and bump you off the bridge and you’d be decapitate but you’d still have your head attached to your hand, and you’d be hanging from the rope over the bridge….

what sort of magic trick involves superglue, rope, and pianowire, i have no idea.

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:20:31 +0000

I thought the reason there are no leaves on the Aspen ski slopes is precisely because of the effectiveness of leaf blowers.

Your death scenario has it all — man versus nature, man versus machine . . . man versus person with no imagination who fails to acknowledge the possibility of demise by a tragic skiing accident that involves a bear, two explosive devices, and a leaf blower.

By: Janet

Janet — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:10:13 +0000

My ideal death would involve a malfunctioning parachute, a lot of red rocks and my favorite copy of “Gone With the Wind”.

I’m glad that there are others thinkings of these grossly over-looked issues.

Your death with be wonderfully legendary.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 21:09:57 +0000

Sarcomical – I know that if you really put your heart into it, you could poke a hole in that story, so thanks for not doing that. My ego and right foot thank you.