I Have Slept With Kevin Bacon
January 23rd, 2006
I have slept with Kevin Bacon.
You know how they say that when you share an intimate moment with someone, that you are also indirectly sharing said intimate moment with every single person who they’ve previously shared an intimate moment with all at the same time? And do you know how they say that each and every person is about six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon?
Based on these two important details, I’ve calculated that I’ve probably, most-likely, pretty much slept with Kevin Bacon.
“probably, most-likely, pretty much slept with Kevin Bacon.”
Pauly, if you’re going to make an assertion such as this, you might want to be 100% sure. I know before I started telling people the same thing, I checked it out first.
Comment by Flower Girl — January 23, 2006 @ 6:28 am
I hope it was at least 1980’s Kevin Bacon you’ve slept with, because he hasn’t been so hot since “A Few Good Men,” and these days? Yuck.
He’s not aging as gracefully as Sean Connery did.
You could do so much better.
Comment by leesepea — January 23, 2006 @ 6:36 am
Using that logic, I’d prefer to look at it as having slept with Kyra Sedgwick. But that’s okay Pauly… because Kevin is not only an actor, he’s in a band!! Nothing’s hotter than an actor/musician!
Well, unless it’s an actress/super model.
Or maybe an actress/porn star.
Comment by Dave2 — January 23, 2006 @ 7:21 am
Dave - But then wouldn’t that be seven degrees of Kyra Sedgewick? Yeah, I can’t do seven degrees. It just doesn’t sound hip.
Comment by Pauly D — January 23, 2006 @ 8:36 am
Did he call you back? He didn’t call me back? If he calls you back, can you ask him why he never called me back?
Comment by Kevin — January 23, 2006 @ 8:42 am
“…you are also indirectly sharing said intimate moment with every single person who they’ve previously shared an intimate moment with all at the same time” (emphasis added)
More than simply having slept with Kevin Bacon, you had an orgy. Well done, you!
Comment by Nicole — January 23, 2006 @ 9:49 am
Did the earth move or did you just feel TREMORS?
Comment by monkeyinabox — January 23, 2006 @ 10:05 am
HA. Ha. HA!
No, the earth didn’t move, I didn’t feel tremors and I definitely consider murder in the first after it happened. I’ll tell you though, it happened as fast as quicksilver and without warning. Wild things, man. Wild things.
Comment by Pauly D — January 23, 2006 @ 10:07 am
Now I feel badly…I assumed you meant “slept with” in a sexual sense. You may have meant “slept with” as in cuddle up next to and fall asleep.
You should probably clarify…
Comment by Flower Girl — January 23, 2006 @ 10:23 am
Hmmm… Using your logic Pauly then I guess I could potentially have slept with Kevin myself, although I definetly hoped that its Kevin before ‘95 othewise I’m a dirty whore.
Did you all see him in Beauty Shop? What happened to Kevin? Where did all the years go, and why is he doing crap movies? He’s better than that.
Comment by Virenda — January 23, 2006 @ 10:35 am
Was he any good?
Comment by Alissa — January 23, 2006 @ 12:59 pm
Man, I hope you used something- who knows what you might have gotten from the Baconmeister. He just looks so DIRTY half the time I see him in photos.
Comment by kristi — January 23, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
Umm…I would much rather prefer NOT to have slept with Kevin Bacon…but Kevin Spacey wouldnt be half-bad…
Comment by Jennifer Lankenau — January 23, 2006 @ 5:11 pm
If I’m being technically, you slept with someone and by default, sorta slept with Bacon. So in essence, you had a “side of Bacon.”
Comment by Janet — January 24, 2006 @ 3:03 am
Okay, you know what? Once is forgivable. We could all understand that.
It was only once, right?
Comment by Rabbit — January 24, 2006 @ 7:10 am
You slept with Kevin Bacon… that foreve put the kibosh on my dreams of sleeping with you.
Comment by anonymous city girl — January 24, 2006 @ 12:26 pm
Eh. Who hasn’t?
Comment by Kathleen — January 24, 2006 @ 2:59 pm
Wow… using this logic, I might have slept with Colin Farrell after all!
Comment by the swede — January 25, 2006 @ 1:39 am
Lucky you LOL, can we hook up???
Comment by Sunny — September 28, 2006 @ 10:12 pm