What’s more for your enjoyment than a happy holiday?
That’s why I’d like to take today to wish each and every one of you the best 2005 holiday season, filled with joy, happiness, family, friends, food, candy, presents and good cheer from me and my twelve other multiple personalities here at WFME.
Which, at the same time, makes me wonder just how much happier my holiday would be if I did (really) have twelve multiple personalities that all my friends and family couldn’t deny. They would include:
Chuck, the construction worker
Rick, the nature photographer
Joaquin, the Spanish prisoner-of-war turned model sensation
Jimmy, the manly cowboy really really into women
Dr. Zabar, the cloning expert intent on world domination
Taylor, the interior decorator well known for his ability to design in one color
Simon, the alcoholic washed up NASA wannabe astronaut
El Gordo Cucaracha, the fat cucaracha
Skip Torque, the underground motorcycle tuner/racer who will take your pink slip from you if you even toy with racing him for it
Edwin, the computer expert who has ALMOST broken into the Wells Fargo Online website
Grant Show, one of the stars of FOX’s Melrose Place
I suspect that with all these guys showing up WITH me to my holiday events here in Chicago (my current location) and San Francisco (my next location on the holiday bandwagon) and back to Los Angeles (my final holiday resting place pre-31st) — well, there would be good cheer, lively conversation and enough egg nog to go around for me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me.
How many multiple personalities do you have with you during the holidays?
In other news, I recently got a gander at the final design of The Lost Blogs yesterday and am pleased to say that it’s looking mighty nice. And clocking it at almost 300 pages — I’m really glad to say that you really will get your money’s worth.
Finally, another quote came in this week for the book from Defamer — which you can find here.