Comments on: The WFME Holiday Party

By: Daniel Nicolas

Daniel Nicolas — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:36:31 +0000

Holy Crap. 77+ comments.

Paul, you really knows how to throw a party in the comments.

Or at least the commenters do.

I shop for christmas presents on the day after christmas.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:33:18 +0000

Woo hoo! Flakes can be managed easily by using Head and Shoulders which is available on the third shelf up in the haircare aisle at my local pharmacy where Seth Green most certainly does NOT shop.

But hey, this wouldn’t be a concern if you served quality e-alcohol at your virtual shindigs, now would it?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:07:12 +0000

Kevin – No, that makes you the flake. FLAKE! You do this all the time, don’t you? Sit at home eating pizza and watching HBO all the time trying to think up an excuse for why you didn’t go to a party you didn’t want to go in the first place…

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:56:54 +0000

Ummm… sorry I’m fashionably late. What does this make me? The Oversleeper?

By: nic

nic — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:03:09 +0000

I guess it was meant to be. I was suffering through a power outage due to a horrific ice storm. Sorry I missed the festivities. I couldn’t even make copies of my butt. I did drink to you all, tho.

One IS the lonliest number.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:43:40 +0000

Hi, Pia. Nice to meet you. Iâ€™m Lynn. I am so happy to see someone else showed up late to this thing. Wanna go make out in the bathroom? It should be free, since nobody else is here.

By: pia

pia — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:44:53 +0000

Is there a name for a person who spends much time thinking up excuses not to go to a party and then might arrive the next day?

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:19:12 +0000

Oh shit. I totally forgot about the party. I was really looking forward to meeting everyone and to being the dumper of controversial subject matter into the comments section. Oh well. Maybe next year.

By: Fun Joel

Fun Joel — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:52:44 +0000

By posting this now, I’m highlighting my common role of being the last guy at the party, hopefully only slightly overstaying my welcome, but just closing the damn thing down.

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:39:41 +0000

Just as in real life, I’m the person who shows up after the party is over. Oh well. Where’s the vacuum, Pauly?