Comments on: Death Bed Lines I Hope To Have

By: T. Malone

T. Malone — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:03:13 +0000

Pauly, sometimes you rock so hard it hurts!

Oh - hey, those might be good last words too. Especially from a hooker! (But only if she was talking to you. Or someone else named Pauly. Cuz if a dying hooker called me Pauly, it would just confuse me and I would think, “she probably could have picked better last words, like ‘I thought I would outlive Huey Lewis. I guess not’.”)

By: Sarcomical

Sarcomical — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:37:12 +0000

okay, i was already smiling through the post but the cabbage patch kid thing put me over the edge.

By: mikelietz

mikelietz — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:55:05 +0000

“… I knew blogging would be the end of me. No, wait, it was probably all of these bulletholes in my chest.”

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:26:43 +0000

Yeah, Amy. Doesn’t everyone?

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:19:40 +0000

You actually have a category for “death”?!?!?!?

By: nic

nic — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:34:30 +0000

“Hey! Get that light outta my eyes! I’m trying to die over here!
Oh, it’s You. Nevermind.”

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:15:12 +0000

It’s good to be prepared! My biggest fear is that my final words will be a quote from that cartoon Ed, Edd n Eddy…”I am a lizard! Oink! Oink!”

By: kristine

kristine — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 19:44:01 +0000

what? nothing about your true love (you know…the blog?)