Comments on: Today’s Thoughts on The Rub Stomach/Pat Head Guy

By: annabel lee

annabel lee — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:06:37 +0000

Hilary, your thing’s a lot easier to check if you’re lying on the couch. And, um, alone.

Pauly, one idea to get rid of the pat-head/rub-stomach guy: ask if he can walk and chew gum at the same time. If he says yes, offer him a piece of gum, and watch him walk away.

By: kristine

kristine — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:00:38 +0000

um, kingbenny, as PD’s attorney, i hereby insist that you cease and desist your activity as “grammar policeman.” that will be reserved to the English Teachers of PD’s audience.

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 20:39:41 +0000

I agree that all has to stop too! But you have to give your friend credit for settling on the armpit fart rather than going for the real thing. lol

By: Kestrel

Kestrel — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 20:12:46 +0000

Oh yes that does need to stop! Unless, perhaps, he wants to sing and dance at the same time… that might be entertaining for a bit.

By: kingbenny

kingbenny — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:26:47 +0000

The Word Police are Citing you with a violation for using the word Site when you should have used Cite:

Sure, you then go on to site examples…

The Word Police also wished to tell you this is not personal, and they are big fans.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:03:39 +0000

There is no rest, Neil. There’s never rest. I will not rest. Thou shall not rest. Resting, shall not occur herein.

I’m so tired.

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:59:27 +0000

And I thought after 1000, you would be like God — and take a day of rest. But, no…

By: Hilary

Hilary — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:55:42 +0000

I once told people I was eating with that I had read that the length of your hand to your elbow is equal to the length of your ankle to your knee, thus causing everyone at the dinner table to move into awkward positions so that they could measure their arms next to their legs.

So I guess I’m guilty.

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:47:27 +0000

I’m beginning to worry about the sort of people you go to dinner with, Pauly, because it seems as if this isn’t the first time this has happened.

Maybe you should rethink your circle of friends. I’m just sayin’.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:32:13 +0000

I can scratch my throat, although it makes a strange sound.