Comments on: If I Had A Monkey On My Back

By: kartooner

kartooner — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:48:23 +0000

What if the monkey had other monkeys on his shoulder? There’s a philosophical question if there ever was one.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:23:19 +0000

Annabel lee, there is monkey love and there is monkeying around in love. One always triumphs over the other.

By: annabel lee

annabel lee — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:36:36 +0000

Why can’t you do it, Pauly? Why can’t you set your monkey free? Always giving in to it — do you love your monkey, or do you love me?

By: benny

benny — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0000

Whilst you haul that monkey around on your back, I’ll just be over here with this chip on my shoulder. It’s a Dorito. Cool Ranch.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:23:15 +0000

Haha.

Then I’d have to not only wear that shoulder guard, but probably one of those welder helmets also.

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:21:05 +0000

Think what a great conversation starter it will be when you’re talking to your boss, a beautiful woman, or, say, your mom and Poompah gets the classy monkey urge to masturbate.

“He’s just REALLY excited to see you.”

By: nic

nic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:50:56 +0000

… and just imagine how attractive/romantic it will be when you’re out on a date and darling little Poompah begins to groom your head.