Today’s Thoughts While Balancing My Checkbook
October 1st, 2005
I don’t think it should be called “carrying the one.”
How about:
one-tossing
flipping the “1″
giving the “1″ a vacation from another part of town
one-ing upping
separating the “1″ from the herd
won a “1″
we don’t need no stinkin’ 1’s
i like 9 just fine
giving the “1″ an attitude adjustment
fun-y’one (pronounced “fun-yon”)
HUH?
Comment by jenny — October 1, 2005 @ 11:37 am
HUH?
Comment by Pauly D — October 1, 2005 @ 11:52 am
I, personally, like “kicking one’s ass,” “poor one’s-manship,” and “tossing one’s lunch.”
Comment by Amy — October 1, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
fun-y’one? like those gross quasi-onion snacks?
Comment by heather — October 1, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
HUH?
A one in the decimal column is worth ten in the singular column.
One Upmanship.
Comment by Pierce — October 1, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
i think it would depend on my mood. if i was feeling particularly cantankerous i would go with “flipping the ‘1′” or a bit sassy, i’d go with “one tossing”.
funny psd, funny.
Comment by ms. sizzle — October 1, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
what is this crazy ‘balancing your checkbook” thing you talk about?
Comment by meme — October 2, 2005 @ 9:54 am
only you, my friend, would think of other words for “carrying the one,” and that’s what I like about you!
Comment by Kathleen — October 2, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
poor 1… one is the loneliest number, you know. give it a break. why do we have to always be separating it from the rest anyway?
Comment by danielle — October 3, 2005 @ 8:32 am
Yikes! I haven’t balanced my checkbook in over 10 years!
Comment by groovebunny — October 3, 2005 @ 8:42 pm