Searchable Words
September 2nd, 2005
I never do this, but I couldn’t resist.
The absolutely most-telling, most-amusing, most entertaining search string that someone put into Google in order to find WFME was this:
For a fax machine does the paper go face up?
Classic.
niiiice.
definitely beats out all the sex searches for my site.
Comment by kristine — September 2, 2005 @ 10:12 am
Soooooooooo….. is the answer “Yes”?
- a blonde
Comment by Eve — September 2, 2005 @ 10:18 am
the paper goes face down
Comment by Kathleen — September 2, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Phew. Thanks, Kathleen.
I hope the person searching for that answer comes back so they know. This whole search thing got me curious, are there people searching on “how to hold a knife”, “where to put that candy wrapper” and “what to do with a dead girlfriend”?
God, I hope so.
Comment by Pauly D — September 2, 2005 @ 11:27 am
what’s a fax machine?
Comment by purpletwinkie — September 2, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Maybe you should Google it, PT.
Comment by Pauly D — September 2, 2005 @ 12:21 pm
That’s awesome. The top search string for mine was “my lungs hurt.” Apparently a lot of yahoo users suffer from respiratory pains and think I have the answer.
I’m curious what other answers to the mystery of life the Internet knows you are hoarding, Mr. Davidson.
Comment by Daniel — September 2, 2005 @ 5:46 pm
I once had someone ask me if I could fax them some paper because THEY WERE OUT OF PAPER.
crickets.
Comment by kris — September 2, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
no, no, no…the paper goes face up. you know, white side up, duh!
Comment by meme — September 3, 2005 @ 5:47 am
I am afraid to do searches on fax maxchines in google now, I think the Porno sites have gotten to this phrase now because all I see is penises when doing it…
Comment by The Moviequill — September 3, 2005 @ 8:21 am
Kathleen & Meme — the fax machines in my office actually do take the paper face up. Text side up. Makes things a hell of a lot easier when I’m trying to remember the fax number, so I don’t have to disassemble the machine to try and remove the paper when I forget the number.
Comment by Keith — September 3, 2005 @ 10:37 am
Just thought you should know, Pauly, that someone reached my site by googling for “Solo Pamchenko.”
Comment by Dylan — September 3, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
i cannot believe someone actually typed that into a search string.
Comment by jenny — September 5, 2005 @ 12:18 am