The 2nd Book, Revealed!
August 30th, 2005
What would Jesus blog?
What would Confucius blog? How about Nostradamus? Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, Captain Kangaroo and Julius Caesar? What would DaVinci have to say? What would 200 of History’s most famous, most well-known historical figures blog about if the technology had been available to them back in the day?
Well, the questions will finally be answered in The Lost Blogs.
Coming May 2006 from Warner Books is the book that is “the historically inaccurate and totally fictitious cyber diaries of everyone worth knowing” — covering figures from the dawn of time all the way up until just a few years ago. If they’re dead and famous, you can probably expect to read what they have to say.
It has been many many months in the making and on the eve of delivering the entire book to my publisher I am proud to finally be able to let you in on the concept, announce the official website (thelostblogs.com) and even give you a glimpse of the absolutely wonderful cover.
Phew. Now can I get some sleep?


Congrats congrats congrats! Love the cover and can only imagine the wonderful, witty things you have in store for us come May 2006. I’m marking my calendar, bay-bee!
PS- an e-mail is coming your way. Things are good, really good.
Comment by Kristi — August 30, 2005 @ 9:41 pm
Congratulations from Canada, P. Diddy (or, I guess just Diddy now).
Comment by Sarah — August 30, 2005 @ 10:06 pm
Fantastic! Congrats, Paul. Can’t wait to read it.
Comment by purpletwinkie — August 30, 2005 @ 10:30 pm
Yippy skippy!
Comment by annabel lee — August 30, 2005 @ 10:47 pm
Mazel Tov Paul! Love the cover and the new title!
Comment by Hilary — August 30, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Congratulations! What a fantastical idea for your next book! I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy!
Comment by groovebunny — August 30, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
Oh, hell YES. That looks fantastic!
Comment by Tina — August 30, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
Congrats. As a descendent of Abey-Baby, I’d like to say with all due respect, re: your cover, that my great-great-great grandfather used bluetooth technology and wore an earpiece, not some crappy Nokia piece of shit!!!
Yours truly,
Mark “I just went to the bathroom and made some Lincoln logs” Treitel
http://www.marktreitel.com
Comment by Mark Treitgel — August 31, 2005 @ 1:30 am
Looks way cool!
Comment by Neil — August 31, 2005 @ 3:25 am
Wow, great news, Pauly! Looks awesome! Can’t wait to read! Go take a nap! Insert any other appropriate exclamatory phrase here! Truly, though…congrats!
Comment by Em — August 31, 2005 @ 4:34 am
rock on blog brother!
Comment by meme — August 31, 2005 @ 7:30 am
Great minds, Pauly. That’s all I can say…and congratulations. Looking forward to toasting your success soon!
Comment by Esther Kustanowitz — August 31, 2005 @ 7:56 am
Thanks, guys.
No. Seriously. Thanks. Yes. YES. Oh forget it.
Comment by Pauly D — August 31, 2005 @ 8:03 am
Heh heh. Funny. I hope we get to see different designs for each of those famous important people. And who said blogging doesn’t pay, huh? Congrats!
Comment by Fun Joel — August 31, 2005 @ 8:25 am
Perfect cover.
Already rolling on the floor.
Comment by nic — August 31, 2005 @ 8:56 am
oh my god, i LOVE THE TITLE!!
Comment by kristine — August 31, 2005 @ 9:55 am
I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control, and I think I like it.
Comment by danielle — August 31, 2005 @ 10:19 am
Very cool…very cool. Can I get it up in Canada in May 2006? Looking forward to it.
K.
Comment by Kris — August 31, 2005 @ 10:25 am
sure, sure the book looks “funny” and everything, and yeah, the cover is like framable art and shit, but DID YOU READ THE TITLE?!
it’s PERFECT!!
Comment by kristine — August 31, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Just so you know, you’re going to need your own legal advice because I’m filing suit against you. I’m TOTALLY worth knowing and I have my own blog, so any attempt by you to emulate my writing and do it inaccurately is so not cool.
Comment by Keith — August 31, 2005 @ 10:47 am
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah yeah. I’m likin’ the title and cover very, very much. Rest well, Pauly.
Oh, and Happy Blog Day!!
Comment by Will — August 31, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
KICK-ASS.
Are you Lincoln’s body double?
Comment by justin — August 31, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
i better be in the acknowlements, diddy, or ill punch you in the face.
i mean it.
Comment by heather — August 31, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
heather, did he tell you that you were responsible for the title as well?! paul, you’re so gonna get your ass BEAT.
but seriously, how fucking PERFECT is that TITLE, people?!
FUCK!
Comment by kristine — August 31, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
good luck with it paul. sure it’ll be high-larious. question: is the book actually in the non-rectangular format that cover image seems to imply? just curious.
Comment by jmorrison — August 31, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
The book is actually a square size instead of rectangular. The shape on the cover image is almost exact.
Comment by Pauly D — September 1, 2005 @ 11:00 am
You are a genius. I can already see it.
Persecution
Boy, today was a shitty day. Where do I even start?
Posted by Jesus of Nazarene 11:56pm
Pauly, I am so impressed, I can’t even tell you. Great job. Gold stars. Candy bars.
You rule.
Comment by Helena — September 1, 2005 @ 3:15 pm
Will there be an audiobook version with celebrity impersonators doing the reading??? Hell, you could spin off a CD just with the Jesus auditions.
Comment by Darrel — September 1, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
All I can reveal to you, Darrel, is that your idea is both original and possibly already in the works.
Comment by Pauly D — September 1, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
Congratulatios, Pauly. This is a subject matter that you are uniquely talented enough to pull off. Looking forward to it.
Comment by Dylan — September 2, 2005 @ 12:45 am
WooHoo! Top of my summer reading list…….
Comment by lu — September 2, 2005 @ 7:47 am
Sounds great. Do you have any idea how many are being printed?
Comment by Laura — September 4, 2005 @ 10:38 am