The Best Of Words
August 27th, 2005
Even The Simpsons has clip shows.
But here at WFME it’s less about NOT having something to write about (”He Said, She Said”, “If I Had an English Accent”, “The Fear of Sweating” and “The Cult of Wipe” are all in the hopper ready to go) but more about giving some shout-outs to older words that may still be new for you.
So on this beautiful Saturday (I suspect it is, but I won’t leave the house today as I have 5 days until the final manuscript of my 2nd book is due) I would like to present to you this edition of The Best of Words and hope that for you, the newness overshadows your hatred for me and my lack of new.
Elevators: Microcosm of Society or Stinky Germ Receptacle?
Today’s Thoughts on Rubberbands as the New Bullet
Today’s Thoughts on Complicated Urinal Positioning
Hit Me In The Stomach As Hard As You Can Because I Can Take It
I Am The Most Successful Hypochondriac In The World
I Can Eat Stuff Out of Your Mini-Bar And You’ll Never Know It
Countdown …. on.
Comment by nic — August 27, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Just passing through, I’m liking the blog by the way.
Comment by HumanityCritic — August 27, 2005 @ 1:33 pm
If I haven’t read it, it’s new to me. Thanks for this Pauly, I’m frustrated and bored out of my mind here. I just needed some Pauly D lovin’…
Comment by Glen C. — August 27, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
don’t you think it’s a little soon for a ‘greatest hits’ album, diddy? i mean, it ruined many a career in days gone by…
just look at britney. hilary duff. the backstreet boys. such talent gone to pure and utter waste. it’s unfortunate, really.
i jut don’t want you to end up like that, you know?
Comment by heather — August 28, 2005 @ 12:02 am
g/l with the manuscript! And pretty much all your stuff is new to me, so a clip show’s totally cool in my book.
Comment by annabel lee — August 28, 2005 @ 2:57 am
Furst. Yessiree. I have two things to say, that I must say. “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee” and “Fagabeefe”.
I hunted for a copy of “Midnight Madness” for maybe 10 years. I haven’t started looking for “The Dream Team” yet and I probably won’t because nobody Walks The Dinosaur anymore.
Comment by Dave — August 29, 2005 @ 3:57 pm