Comments on: ‘What’s Your Traffic?’ is the new ‘What’s Your Major?’

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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 16:15:41 +0000

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By: Tina

Tina — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 22:04:48 +0000

“What’s your traffic?” Hey, there, rude-y.

The sad thing is that until I read this post, I secretly sort of thought I had a lot of traffic going on. Now I understand that my traffic is hilariously low.

Not that I care.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:03:45 +0000

Why, yes Diann. They do.

By: Diann

Diann — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:55:16 +0000

I love this post!

One question: do bloggers actually go out to parties?!

By: nic

nic — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 14:47:09 +0000

Hate stats? Somewhere, I read that exactly 85.3% of all statistics were made up.

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:38:31 +0000

LOL When I read the title of this entry I seriously thought it was going to be an entry on freeway traffic since it’s horrendous up there and has been horrendous down here for the past few years. I guess that makes me one of those people one should embrace and never let go? Or if not, even a high five would suffice.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 04:57:08 +0000

Next time you do that, Neil, hit me a couple hundies too.

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 04:52:27 +0000

I find if I go to a friend’s computer and hit my site several hundred times in a row, I greatly improve my own stats.

By: C(h)ristine

C(h)ristine — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:40:02 +0000

ohsh*t. I meant “than,” i meant “than!” not “then!” i just executed one of my own pet peeves!

By: C(h)ristine

C(h)ristine — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:39:13 +0000

restaurant adage: “it’s better to serve one customer ten times, then to serve ten customers one time.”

summary: web traffic is not a good measure of your readership!

and yep — people are counting friends on orkut/friendster and such! very problematic, very problematic…it’s high school all over again!