If I Was A Blogger With A Lack of Short Term Memory
June 27th, 2005
If I was a blogger with a lack of short term memory…well, hmm. What was I going to say? If I was a blogger with a lack of… Of, hmm.
I like cheese. But that’s not what I was going to say.
Let’s see… I sat down here after eating something, I’m not quite sure what that was but that’s not the point because when I initially sat down here I… Wait. What was I saying? Where the hell did all of these words come from? I’ll be right back…there may be someone in the house who was on my computer a second ago…
…
Hi.
Umm, I am here to write about something today. Something, well… I just noticed that it looks like I’m writing below someone else’s post… That’s weird. I mean, this blog only has one author so… Is someone playing some kind of blogger practical joke on me or something?
Hi. Welcome to my blog.
I thought I’d start today talking about…well… Hmm. I don’t know that I even have an idea of what I want to talk about. Sometimes it just happens. What happens? Umm, I don’t know…
Oh — if you look up top there, there’s a title for this post… I guess that’s what I’m supposed to write about. If I was a blogger with a lack of short term memory! That’s sort of a silly post subject line. I mean, if I… If I…
Hmm.
Let me gather my thoughts together so I can think of a subject for today’s blog entry, and I’ll get back to you all later about what that post should be. Yeah… Hmm.
What was I saying?
Hi. My name is Lala. I don’t know who you are, I may have known earlier but I’ve forgotten now. I think I saw your name on my blog somewhere but I can’t remember where. If it was you that visited, thanks…I think. Can you remember how to get there? Neither can I. Shit.
Comment by Lala — June 27, 2005 @ 10:31 am
My lack of short term memory keeps me from responding to this comment since I have no idea who you are or why I’m even typing in this little box.
Comment by Pauly D — June 27, 2005 @ 10:37 am
Yikes! Did someone slip you a Mickey in those brownies you had for breakfast? I was just totally entertained by that post, Paul! Do it again!
Comment by Amy Steier — June 27, 2005 @ 10:40 am
Do what again?
Comment by Pauly D — June 27, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Where were you? I waited for over an hour!
Great place you have here! I’ll be back! Also thanks again for your STUDLY picture! I’ll post you Saturday!
Comment by Karen — June 28, 2005 @ 4:36 am
What a minute–you’ve been reading my blog!
Comment by casey — June 28, 2005 @ 9:26 am