Today’s Missing Scene From Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
June 6th, 2005
INT. BATTLE CRUISER - DAY
The Emperor stands opposite Darth Vader (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker) who stares into the mirror of his bathroom.
Darth Vader: How am I supposed to clean out the pores in my nose?
Emperor: Use the Force, Lord Vader. Use the Force.
Darth Vader: Yeah, but even if I can use the Force without taking this helmet off, how am I supposed to wash my face after I’ve cleaned out the pores in my nose?
Emperor: Hmm.
Darth Vader: See?
Emperor: A curious dilemma.
Darth Vader: Maybe if we got an order of those nose strip thingies.
Emperor: Good idea. You put them on in the morning before you put your helmet on, then take off the nose strips at the end of the day before you go to bed.
Darth Vader: What, and wear it on my nose all day long?
Emperor: No one will know you have it on, except for you and except for me Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: Hmm.
Emperor: I’m quite sure of this fact.
Darth Vader: Okay, if you say so.
Emperor: I say so.
Darth Vader: OK.
Emperor: OK. Then nose strips it is!
Darth Vader: Yeah.
Ha! Is there a missing “Crest Whitestrips” scene, too?
Comment by Danielle — June 6, 2005 @ 9:03 am
Pauly, huh?!
Comment by Hilary — June 6, 2005 @ 11:00 am
Since Vader’s skin was all burnt to a crisp in ROTS, I just got a visual of a chunk of his burnt nose skin being pulled off with a nose strip! It wasn’t a pretty sight. *shudders*
Comment by groovebunny — June 6, 2005 @ 4:30 pm
Groovebunny, I read your comment and started thinking about Michael Jackson’s nose for some reason.
But at least I stopped thinking about Tom Cruise for a nanosecond or two.
Comment by Ontario Emperor — June 7, 2005 @ 12:52 pm