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May 27th, 2005
Continuing the high-watermark tradition of Friday’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” is what we strive to do for people out there in the ethosphere, and today is no different.
One of our “I prefer to remain anonymous because I don’t have a personal blog and don’t want e-mails being sent to my in-box” readers, asks: “Hey Pauly — have you ever just been sitting around somewhere and suddenly you hear a really high pitched tone in your ear? What’s up with that!?”
Well, “anonymous person without a blog and a lack of love for e-mails from strangers” — I’m glad you asked.
Posted under Body Parts, WFYE. | 4 Comments »
May 26th, 2005
Disclaimer: There will be spoilers below from the finale of “Lost”, so if you haven’t seen it or care about these things, then please turn back now.
Let me pose a question to you:
Imagine you’re sitting in a college auditorium, with your laptop, about ready to listen to the Professor tell you all you need to know about a certain subject. Hell, you’ve paid your dues (i.e. tuition) and now it’s time to fill your head with useful information that you can, one day, use to your advantage.
There’s only one problem.
Posted under Lost, Television. | 9 Comments »
May 25th, 2005
You like butter.
I know you like butter and I know that when you go to the restaurant and you sit down and they drop you a basket of warm rolls in front of you, your eyes go to the same place that all of our eyes go to. The butter. And I know how you think to yourself, “If I wasn’t sitting here with other people, I would take three of those butter packets, slice open my bread roll, slather the butter inside and let it sit until it had enough of a hibernation period to cause the bread to be soaked all the way through…”
You are a butter slatherer, and you can’t do nothing about it.
Posted under Food and Drink, Prognosis, Slatherers. | 9 Comments »
May 24th, 2005
This isn’t bullshit, people.
I’m sitting outside King’s Road Cafe here in Hollywood the other day and I’m outside sipping some java and downing one of their awesome shrimp panini sandwiches when I start eavesdropping on a conversation going on at the table right behind me. There’s two women there talking, and the talk is (let’s just say) a bit off-topic from boyfriends and magazines:
Woman #1: He’s a freak.
Woman #2: How so?
Woman #1: The guy’s afraid of Jello.
Woman #2: Afraid of Jello? The dessert?
Woman #1: Yeah. The dessert. Something about how the jiggling of it all makes him feel uneasy. Kind of like people who get nervous in small, confined places — I guess Jello does that to him.
Posted under Celebrities, Jello, Overheard. | No Comments »
May 23rd, 2005
Did you happen to catch Oprah today?
Tom Cruise (42) showed up to talk about War of the Worlds which doesn’t open until the end of June, but spent most of the time acting like a total lunatic jumping on the couch and kneeling on the floor and laughing and smiling and getting all googly-eyed over his girlfriend of one to two months, Dawson’s Creek’s Katie Holmes (26).
It has convinced me that every single thing Cruise is doing right now is all a means to an end. All in an attempt to hit Box Office Gold this summer. All to try and rise above those who are now making more money in the movies than he is.
Posted under Film, Public Relations, Tom Cruise. | 54 Comments »
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