Sounds For Your Enjoyment: SBC Solicitors

If you’ve been an avid reader of WFME, you’ve been privy to my “screwing with phone solicitor” transcripts like this and this and this and this.

You asked, you pleaded…and so now ye shall receive. An actual audio recording of my latest call with a SBC phone services solicitor which can be listened to as a wav file or MP3.

Rule #1 of Phone Solicitors: Always take ALL the food out of your mouth before you call someone.

11 comments on “Sounds For Your Enjoyment: SBC Solicitors

  1. Kathleen - May 27, 2005 at 10:51 am -


    …but I have to wait til I get home – computer at work doesn’t have speakers

  2. justin - May 27, 2005 at 11:42 am -

    This is CLASSIC.

  3. Dylan - May 27, 2005 at 12:37 pm -

    Seatures? With an “s?”


  4. Will - May 27, 2005 at 2:28 pm -

    That was amazing. Of course, you don’t sound the way I always hear your writing in my head, so that was a disappointment. Other than that, though, that recording was simply amazing.

  5. Pauly D - May 27, 2005 at 2:37 pm -

    Oh, yeah. That wasn’t my REAL voice.

    That was a computer disguising my voice so no one could sue me. In reality, I sound a lot like my words do.

  6. monkeyinabox - May 27, 2005 at 3:55 pm -

    Well, I for one have had a personal phone call from Pauly D (I’ll never wash the phone *wink* *wink*), so I know what he sounds like. Will I tell….mwooooooo Haha… You should have asked if SBC’s creatures like the toys… I need to know.

  7. meme - May 27, 2005 at 7:14 pm -

    My phone company doesn’t offer me toys. I want more toys! It’s my right as gawd-fearin’ american consumer, dammit! I’m callin’ those fuckers at verizon and getting my toys. Yeah.

  8. Kathleen - May 28, 2005 at 8:18 am -

    just add an “a” and that’s your name!

    This was awesome. I feel a little bad for the lady, but that was hilarious.

    Thank you!

  9. amandarin - May 28, 2005 at 10:39 am -

    Can’t… type… laughing… too… hard.

    I don’t think she was eating though; I think she was drunk!

  10. groovebunny - May 29, 2005 at 1:02 am -

    That was extremely funny! I wonder if this woman realizes she sounds like she has a mouth full of marbles when she talks. hehe

  11. Andy - May 29, 2005 at 5:46 am -

    You are a funny man, Paul. And I’m still going to hug the stuffing out of you.

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