Sounds For Your Enjoyment: SBC Solicitors
May 27th, 2005
If you’ve been an avid reader of WFME, you’ve been privy to my “screwing with phone solicitor” transcripts like this and this and this and this.
You asked, you pleaded…and so now ye shall receive. An actual audio recording of my latest call with a SBC phone services solicitor which can be listened to as a wav file or MP3.
Rule #1 of Phone Solicitors: Always take ALL the food out of your mouth before you call someone.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…but I have to wait til I get home - computer at work doesn’t have speakers
Comment by Kathleen — May 27, 2005 @ 10:51 am
This is CLASSIC.
Comment by justin — May 27, 2005 @ 11:42 am
Seatures? With an “s?”
Brilliant
Comment by Dylan — May 27, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
That was amazing. Of course, you don’t sound the way I always hear your writing in my head, so that was a disappointment. Other than that, though, that recording was simply amazing.
Comment by Will — May 27, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
Oh, yeah. That wasn’t my REAL voice.
That was a computer disguising my voice so no one could sue me. In reality, I sound a lot like my words do.
Comment by Pauly D — May 27, 2005 @ 2:37 pm
Well, I for one have had a personal phone call from Pauly D (I’ll never wash the phone *wink* *wink*), so I know what he sounds like. Will I tell….mwooooooo Haha… You should have asked if SBC’s creatures like the toys… I need to know.
Comment by monkeyinabox — May 27, 2005 @ 3:55 pm
My phone company doesn’t offer me toys. I want more toys! It’s my right as gawd-fearin’ american consumer, dammit! I’m callin’ those fuckers at verizon and getting my toys. Yeah.
Comment by meme — May 27, 2005 @ 7:14 pm
just add an “a” and that’s your name!
This was awesome. I feel a little bad for the lady, but that was hilarious.
Thank you!
Comment by Kathleen — May 28, 2005 @ 8:18 am
Can’t… type… laughing… too… hard.
I don’t think she was eating though; I think she was drunk!
Comment by amandarin — May 28, 2005 @ 10:39 am
That was extremely funny! I wonder if this woman realizes she sounds like she has a mouth full of marbles when she talks. hehe
Comment by groovebunny — May 29, 2005 @ 1:02 am
You are a funny man, Paul. And I’m still going to hug the stuffing out of you.
Comment by Andy — May 29, 2005 @ 5:46 am