Comments on: I Can Still Eat Three Packets of Crackers In Less Than A Minute Without a Glass of Water

By: Sinergy

Sinergy — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:39:44 +0000

are you kidding me? i just did 6 crackers in my mouth at once, chewed them, swallowed them in about 20 seconds.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

What? When you say a package of crackers, what exactly do you mean? 2-crackers or are you talking 3 of those 10 inch long packages from boxes of saltines? If that’s the case, get a damn video camera and tape yourself doing it! I mean you worked on Cuban’s show, so I think you could produce a nice video for us.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Jealous–I want to go to Vegas. I bet Sahara has cheap shrimp cocktail. But I think you have to be at least 80 to go in the place.

By: justin

justin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

It’s comforting to find someone else who compares every movie, in the end, to Real Genius.

By: Zombie Flyboy

Zombie Flyboy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

My whole life is based upon the collective works of Val Kilmer.

And yeah, if it’s those long packages of crackers, then you should be hitting up Dean Kain for a spot on “Believe it or Not”.

Or dig up Fran Tarkenton, Kathy Lee Crosby, and John Davidson, and make them put you on a special episode of “That’s Incredible”.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Monkey - I’m talkin’ three packs of two saltine crackers. Six crackers in all. No water. One minute. Only I have lived to tell the successful tale.

By: Lori

Lori — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Well, I don’t have any leads on shrimp cocktails….but my ex-husband is performing with his boss (Burt Bacharach) in Vegas this weekend. So, if you’d like to catch the show, give me a call and I’ll arrange tickets.

I know, I know…Burt Bacharach?? But you’d be amazed at what a great show it is.

By: casey

casey — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I think we can all guess your ulterior motive in travelling to Vegas…you are thinking of taking your saltine show on the road!

By: the salty-bread wafer

the salty-bread wafer — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Everything Pauly sez about our accomplishments is true!

By: vaioarch

vaioarch — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Ok, this post made me try this yesterday and I did it 1st try. It was easy I had 10 seconds to spare.

I ate 6 square saltine crackers in less than 60 seconds.