Broadway Musicals Soon To Be On Their Way To You
March 29th, 2005
With the success of the latest batch of Broadway Musicals based on movie properties (The Producers, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Monty Python’s Spamalot), I would like to present to you my own Top 10 list of future properties we can hopefully (or sadly) end up seeing in the future.
10. Val Kilmer’s The Real “Musical” Genius
09. Hot Dog!: The Musical Based on the Movie Based on the Food
08. Gremlins on Parade
07. Dead Man Singing
06. Million Dollar Baby-Doll
05. Pretty in Pink and Sequins
04. Indiana Jones and The Underwater Bathing Beauties
03. Snoop Dogg’s Bitch, Don’t Be Crazy — Just Dance!
02. The Goonies: The Musical: Featuring such songs as “Don’t Step There” and “No, Don’t Step There Either.”
01. Tom Cruise’s Cock-Tales
Pulp Fiction: Nothing Gimpy About This Show!
Comment by monkeyinabox — March 29, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
I like number 10 and number 4. Count me in if those ever get made.
Comment by Zombie Flyboy — March 29, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
Cock-tales looks promising.
Comment by meh — March 30, 2005 @ 8:42 am
What about these:
Star Wars: Luke and Lia, Forbidden Lovers
Blood Dance! The Passion of the Christ
Man Child: The King of Pop :featuring the songs “Jesus Juice by the glass” and “My Neverland Bedroom”
Comment by Noel — April 4, 2005 @ 8:57 am