Comments on: Today’s Thoughts on Door-Handle Tissue Holding Crazies

By: harold

harold — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

hey!!!!!I put mine in the trash can!

By: fat dude

fat dude — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

see, because I’m an idiot like that, I would come in one morning before them, steal their tissues, then stand nearby to watch their reaction when they realize no more tissues.

After that I’d probably blog about the entire situation and link to you.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Well, you know, it’s the same crazies who listen to the stories of their coworkers in those tall office buildings. Those coworkers tell the crazies that “this one time at band camp…” No, really, “this one time, when I opened the door with my hand, and then licked it, I got a Salmonella infection.”

Anyway, yeah…down with the paranoid crazies.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I mostly do this because of the nasty folks who don’t wash their hands at all – why was your hands and then grab the dirty handle? – you might as well just stand next to the guy and shake his johnson for him!

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I have to admit I’m one of those crazies. If my sleeves aren’t long enough to cover my hands so I can use a public door knob, then I’ll wash my hands as soon I enter the building. Which in a way is kinda retarded cause using my sleeve that just means I carry everyone elses funk around with me all day on my sleeve. lol