Comments on: Words For Your Enjoyment: Pet Monkeys

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Pet monkeys are all psychotic…they just act well. Remember the monkey from “Friends?” He took out Ugly Naked Guy with a knife in the middle of the night.

By: Molly

Molly — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I am so NOT letting my pet monkey read this post…he might after finding that there are no knives that haven’t been locked away carve the leg of the couch into a knife substitute, then use his wily animal insticts to attract a poisonous snake to “spit” on the knife substitute and then poison knife substitue stab me while I was sleeping. Whereas had you never planted the seed of psychosis in his brain…he would be contend to curl up on the couch and laugh along with the laugh tracks of sitcoms.

this is all of ocurse only relevant if I actually HAD a pet monkey.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Sounds doable. Free pizzas! Woo hoo. Remember, WOOOOOO HOOOOO! Now if I could have a monkey deliver them, that would be awesome.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

All I could think about the whole time I was reading this was Michael Jackson’s pet monkey, Bubbles.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Somebody has got the MJ on the brain.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

The pizzas arrived! Check out the drama!

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