Comments on: Today’s Prognosis on Caps-Lock

By: Denise

Denise — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Oregon promotes laziness to the extent of having people who pump your gas for you.

BUT [I typed that without Caps Lock] I must admit I thought it was pretty cool I could buy alcohol in Phoenix without getting out of my car.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Oregon = gas.

Phoenix = beer.

I sort of feel like it should go the other way around. Oregon is home to such things as the first Starbucks, brewing companies, tea and rain. Phoenix is a hot desert, and you need gas in hot desert areas.

It’s a stretch, but it works better.

By: Denise

Denise — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Hey - I don’t make the rules, I just try to get around them.

By: Denise

Denise — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Or you could look at it this way:

Phoenix = College
College = Beer
so
Phoenix = Beer

By: Travis

Travis — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I’m always a fan of your C-list celebrity sightings. However, another sightee of yours, Scott Baio, might be on a comeback! He’s in Cursed…playing himself…poorly. Scotty, babe, you gotta read the script before you say “yes” even if it’s the first one you’ve gotten in a very long time.

By: jimi

jimi — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

If you are really all about the pinky workouts, you could always turn on caps-lock all the time, and use shift to be able to get LOWER CASE letters (i jsut thouht that was an ironic way to type that).

It would be kind of like playing this game