Potential “Last Lines” of Movie Blockbusters Taking Place In An Ice Cream Shoppe

10. “Nuts!”

09. “Indeed, Grouther — we do traverse a Rocky Road.”

08. Like they say, the cream always rises to the top!”

07. “Ben…Jerry…I’m the one with the gun.”

06. “We came to chew bubblegum and kick ass — and since we’re all out of bubblegum ice cream, and there’s no such thing as Ass-Ice Cream, we’re just going to have to chew bubblegum and kick ass like we said in the first place.”

05. “Now, those baddies are finally going to have to a-cone for their sins…”

04. “We sure stopped ’em cold, didn’t we?”

03. “Looking into your eyes, right this minute, I had no idea… No idea the emotion I’d feel when I realized that I could see the reflection of all 31 flavors in there…”

02. “This time, it was the ice cream man who paid the price.”

01. “I screamed… You screamed… Hell, we all screamed…”

5 comments on “Potential “Last Lines” of Movie Blockbusters Taking Place In An Ice Cream Shoppe

  1. Rebecca - February 27, 2005 at 9:39 am -

    After stumbling upon your page from Typepad’s “newly updated” list and seeing this initial post and your picture I stereotyped you as an “annoying college frat type guy with too much time on his hands writing boring posts in a blog”. I’m really nice aren’t I? I decided to keep reading though to justify my ridiculous bias and as I read down and saw more posts I realized you’re actually quite hilarious and a clever writer.

    I’m not sure why I decided to share my judgemental view of the blog world and the pictures/initial posts that jade my views – but I’d just like you to know you changed my perceptions today. Thanks!

  2. Pauly D - February 27, 2005 at 9:42 am -

    Funny, I never thought I had that “annoying college frat type guy” look — maybe it’s time I should change the picture to me, fat, eating a tub of mashed potatoes in my M.C. Hammer parachute pants on the couch?

    I’ll work on that.

    But in the meantime, glad I changed your perception. We encourage repeat visitors here at WFME. Come on back, ya hear!?

  3. Will - February 27, 2005 at 6:24 pm -

    Oh man, #9 is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Keep it up, man.

  4. Dawn (webmiztris) - February 27, 2005 at 7:23 pm -

    you’re ‘nuts’, PaulyD! your posts are always ‘sprinkled’ with funny!

  5. charm - March 1, 2005 at 1:57 pm -

    All I can say is thank goodness there’s no such thing as ass-ice cream.

    As for your reply to Rebecca’s comment, I’m laughing so hard I’ve got a tummy ache. Owwie. Mommy?

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