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	<title>Comments on: If I Were Trapped In An Elevator With A Pregnant Woman</title>
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		<title>By: That Guy</title>
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		<dc:creator>That Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I have no idea how I'd react in that situation. I have a feeling I'd do more of scenario B that you mentioned, rather then scenario A.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I have no idea how I&#8217;d react in that situation. I have a feeling I&#8217;d do more of scenario B that you mentioned, rather then scenario A.</p>
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		<title>By: Dawn (webmiztris)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dawn (webmiztris)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, they always do need a hot towel.  What's up with that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, they always do need a hot towel.  What&#8217;s up with that?</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And how do they *find* the hot towel?  That's what I always wondered.  

Don't worry Pauly, using the "television is life" theory you'd also be stuck with someone who just happened to be a doctor :)  No worries!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And how do they *find* the hot towel?  That&#8217;s what I always wondered.  </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t worry Pauly, using the &#8220;television is life&#8221; theory you&#8217;d also be stuck with someone who just happened to be a doctor <img src='http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  No worries!</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ain't that the truth!  I'd probably find out, at the very last minute, that I was (personally) a doctor!

Woo-hoo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ain&#8217;t that the truth!  I&#8217;d probably find out, at the very last minute, that I was (personally) a doctor!</p>
<p>Woo-hoo!</p>
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		<title>By: steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my sternest voice I would be firmly explaining, "Don't push.  Don't you dare think about pushing.  Don't even think about it!  You're thinking about it; I can tell.  Stop it right now!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my sternest voice I would be firmly explaining, &#8220;Don&#8217;t push.  Don&#8217;t you dare think about pushing.  Don&#8217;t even think about it!  You&#8217;re thinking about it; I can tell.  Stop it right now!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it really was a tv-like situation it would be twins, she would be grabbing you in  areas you don't want to be grabbed and help would arrive just moments before you passed out.  So, you still get out of the situation...limping but without having to birth a baby!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it really was a tv-like situation it would be twins, she would be grabbing you in  areas you don&#8217;t want to be grabbed and help would arrive just moments before you passed out.  So, you still get out of the situation&#8230;limping but without having to birth a baby!</p>
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		<title>By: meghan</title>
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		<dc:creator>meghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The great thing about birth; it's supposed to happen without assistance. it was designed that way by nature. Granted, the mom and kid probably wouldn't survive without help, but hell, that's what survival of the fittest is all about, right. Just sit in the corner and hope for the best. Hope you're not wearing white.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The great thing about birth; it&#8217;s supposed to happen without assistance. it was designed that way by nature. Granted, the mom and kid probably wouldn&#8217;t survive without help, but hell, that&#8217;s what survival of the fittest is all about, right. Just sit in the corner and hope for the best. Hope you&#8217;re not wearing white.</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I don't know exactly what you mean by that, Jenn -- but I do like the idea of TWINS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I don&#8217;t know exactly what you mean by that, Jenn &#8212; but I do like the idea of TWINS.</p>
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		<title>By: Kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and guys think girls are the weaker ones...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and guys think girls are the weaker ones&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you kidding me?  Guys are SO the weaker ones.  But you know what -- I embrace my weaker-ness compared to women and hope they take advantage of that weakness in EXACTLY the way I hope they do.

You know, in regards to the whole elevator pregnant woman baby delivering thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you kidding me?  Guys are SO the weaker ones.  But you know what &#8212; I embrace my weaker-ness compared to women and hope they take advantage of that weakness in EXACTLY the way I hope they do.</p>
<p>You know, in regards to the whole elevator pregnant woman baby delivering thing.</p>
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