For those who refuse to leave their homes for fear of the infamous “germs” and other life-threatening illnesses, my piece This Smartbot is a Smartass in the Feburary issue of Wired Magazine is now available for your perusal here, online.
In other news, my monkey is going to be contributing to WFME starting Monday. As a primer for you being able to understand some of his more complicated monkey-talk, here’s a cheat sheet:
Ook-eek: Hey, yeah!
Ook-eek, screech!: Hey, yeah! Wow!
(Sighing sound): I’m tired.
Ook-eek, screech! (Sighing sound): Hey, yeah! Wow! I’m tired.