Comments on: Words For Your Enjoyment: Smurfs

By: Miko

Miko — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:48:07 +0000

I’d definitely go for being that pansy-ass Smurf with the flower tucked behind his ear. That major a sausagefest, prolonged to that degree, is bound to produce a veritable feast of leftovers.

By: Jacquie

Jacquie — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:52:47 +0000

Hey, that reminds me, did you ever get to see that episode of Design on a dime and if so, you should post it on your YouTube account so the rest of us can enjoy it.

By: person with smurf knowledge

person with smurf knowledge — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:59:12 +0000

Actually there were three female Smurfs.

While Smurfette is the most well known, 2 other lady Smurfs appeared during the run of the show.

They were Sassette and Nanny.

Interestingly Sassette was made of clay (just like Smurfette), only Sassette was not made by Gargamel.

Smurfette was originally created by Gargamel for evil doings, but Smurfette looked rather manly and the shit did not go down.

Either you know too little or I know too much about Smurfs. I am guessing that it is the former.

I could go on, but I do not feel like giving you a history lesson. That is why we have schools.

By: Eep

Eep — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:23:34 +0000

Smurfette isn’t the only Smurf; there’s Sassette and Grandma Smurf too.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:30:51 +0000

There was only one female smurf, Christina, because there was only one female writer on that show. That’s Hollywood, I guess — always sticking the ladies in the back seat if you know what I mean.

By: Christina

Christina — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:25:29 +0000

It would be great to be Smurfette. But I have a question. Why is there only one female smurf? Why isn’t there a Mama Smurf or a female version of vanity.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Poet Smurf? Hadn’t heard of that one.

Does the H&G show redo one room or your entire house??

Cool about Supervising Producer on a new untitled FOX reality show gig. Can you get my sister a PA job?

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I watch all those design shows, so I’ll look for ya! I need all the tips I can get for my new pad!

Whenever I think of smurfs, I think of the SNL sketch with “Blurfs,” and I then I start laughing!

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

The H&G show redoes one room in the house. One glorious room!

Huzzah!

By: steve

steve — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Cleary Smurfette is the obvious choice. However, letâ€™s not get hasty in declaring it a â€œno-brainer.â€ There is another choice that deserves at least a little exploration.

For me, Papa Smurf is also in the running. Letâ€™s think about it â€“ heâ€™s the only Smurf that we have clear evidence of his having made the â€œmonster with two backs.â€ As such, we must also assume that there was a Smurfette in his day, and, out of all the suitors, he closed the deal. You have to admire that kind of drive in a Smurf. His position in the tribe is undeniable, and power, as they say, is Smurfalicious.

Oh Iâ€™m not saying that Papa is the clear choice as itâ€™s probably a lonely life and with power comes responsibility and headaches. Iâ€™m just saying that we must consider all the options before boldly calling Smurfette the â€œno-brainerâ€ choice.