Comments on: Fool Me Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady

By: steve

steve — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Vigorously waving my hand in the air “I have a question. I have a question!”

Mr. Davidson politely acknowledges me.

“Isn’t the whole point of ‘Consumer Joe’ to fool people? Aren’t you making a TV Series with the intent of becoming ‘an immature bastard who deserves to have shame heaped upon your plate’?”

“Tomorrow I’ll explain the phrase,” Mr. Davidson continues, “‘Do as I say not as I do’….”

By: amandarin

amandarin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Thank you, Pauly, for getting Lionel Richie’s voice stuck firmly in my head.

Words cannot express my gratitude. Really.

By: T. Malone

T. Malone — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I thought “fool me three times a lady” involved Lionel Richie and two other members of The Commodores in drag. (At least thats how it worked for me.)

By: fat dude

fat dude — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

what the hell was this post about anyway? I’m confused. Or maybe you’ve fooled me into thinking this was about something, and I’m just missing the point.

Okay, now i forgot what I was going to say. Damn you, fool!

By: Will

Will — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Does this post pertain also to April Fools Day, a day intended for tomfoolery of this sort? Or does it pretain only to the other 364 days of the year (365 on a leap year)?

I think I’ll take up bobsledding.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

If you fool me, Will, more than once on April Fool’s Day, then shame on you. You shouldn’t be fooling one person more than twice that day.

As for you, fat dude — I totally fooled you.

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Wait. I collect action figures…doh!